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Four More Trips to Prospero, Part 4: If You Must Know

5/31/2015

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In honor of the upcoming release of Shards, book 2 of The Prospero Chronicles, we're reaching back into Prospero's twisted past to bring you four more short stories of everyone’s favorite Splinter-infested small town!

(Click the links for the first four trips to Prospero, plus Four More Trips to Prospero Part 1, Part 2, and Part 3.)

For today's story, Mina Todd is fourteen, and she has a date. No, really.
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The Prospero Chronicles:
If You Must Know

By F.J.R. Titchenell

Mina - Two and a half years before the events of Splinters


The Old Man would kill me when he found out. Maybe literally. Assuming this turned out to be anything worth finding out about.


It was probably a trick.

 

Want to hang out sometime when we’re not trying to compare and contrast something? Let me know.

 

So said the note slipped into my locker, followed by Shaun’s name and number.

Well, Shaun’s name and someone’s number. I hadn’t had the nerve yet to test it. All the way through the two classes we’d had together after lunch yesterday, after the note, he hadn’t looked at me, and I hadn’t been able to determine whether he was deliberately not looking at me, the way someone who had slipped me that note and meant it and might even be slightly nervous about it might not look at me.

Or the way someone who was pretending to be the previous sort of someone might not look at me.

Or simply the way most people didn’t look at me, if they were decent enough not to find any sport in it, and if they weren’t currently assigned to a group project with me the way Shaun had been last week, when we maybe, possibly had what people call “a moment” while jointly making fun of Madison Holland’s interpretation of The Scarlet Letter.

But probably not.

I’d stolen a page of notes (for a test we’d already taken, of course) out of Shaun’s backpack during gym class and spent far too much of last night neglecting my Splinter suspects lists and studying handwriting analysis instead.

The note in my locker matched the page of his notebook.

Which left me with three possibilities.

 

1: Shaun, one of the nicest, smartest, most passionate beacons of reason and decency in Prospero Middle School, the boy who sometimes caused me to make up Splinter-hunting excuses to spy on Speech and Debate Club just to hear him speak, had been replaced by a Splinter who meant to use his identity against me.

2: Shaun wasn’t what I thought he was and had concocted some kind of sadistic prank for me.

3: Shaun liked me.

 

I could not have said which of these possibilities disturbed me most.

Not for the first time, I found myself wishing I could talk to my mom about this sort of thing. Or anybody, for that matter, other than my twelve-year-old best and only friend, Aldo. I had a pretty good idea how he’d feel if he knew I was considering dating.

There was only a semester left until our grades would separate us again in school, and that would be hard enough. I wasn’t going to put him through telling him about this until I knew what there was to tell.

I arrived at school too early, dressed in the cleanest of my practical black t-shirts and jeans, with a spare set in my backpack (the best all-purpose line of defense against possibility number two), determined to find that out.

Shaun was on my Probable Non-Splinter list thanks to his dad’s position on the Town Council, but probable was only that, probable. If this turned out to be possibility one or three, I was going to have to guess which.

I didn’t like guessing.

Rummaging around my locker and waiting as the morning crowd filed in, I knew Shaun’s voice, and his brother’s, from across the hall.

“You didn’t.”

“I did,” said Shaun proudly.

“In her locker? It’s so high school.”

“Yeah, well, in case you haven’t looked up from your SAT prep manuals long enough to read the sign out front,” Shaun shifted to an exaggerated stage whisper, “that would put me ahead of the curve. Besides, what was I supposed to do, go up to her and ask for her phone number so I could text her to ask her out? Even if she didn’t go through phones like candy-”

“Did it have checkboxes on it? Like, ‘do you like me, yes, no, maybe’?”

The sound of an affectionate backhand against a clothed shoulder. “No! What is this, second grade?”

“But same general idea?”

“Kinda.”

“So what did she say?”

The gentle bragging went out of Shaun’s tone. “Nothing yet.”

Footsteps stopped short at the sight of me.

None of this did anything to rule out any of the three possibilities, but the urge to gather evidence from Shaun’s expression overrode the one to avoid engaging in a way that might put me in the position of having to guess before maximum evidence was available.

I looked at him.

He didn’t go back to avoiding my gaze, not immediately, just stood there, hands in his pockets, hopeful smile, floppy blonde hair parted a little straighter than usual, and shrugged in the way people do when they ask,

“Well?”

I watched the way his slightly too-large Adam’s apple betrayed the privacy of a small nervous swallow, and when I’d watched and waited and searched for more clues for too long, he nodded as if I’d given an answer, shrugged again, and turned to move on to his own locker.

Out of time. So I guessed.

“Shaun.”

He turned back when I called, his brother retreating just far enough to watch from an almost discreet distance, in spite of the fact that he must already have been running late to finish up his morning volunteer work here before biking over to Prospero High. I pulled Shaun’s note out of my pocket while they both watched, entered the number into my phone, and texted it.

Shaun’s phone buzzed immediately. So the number was his.

His face did what could easily be described as lighting up when he opened the one word I’d sent him.

 

Yes.

 

#

 

Whether to date in a town where almost anyone might have been replaced by one of the shapeshifting monsters that took my dad was conundrum enough. How to date as a fourteen-year-old Splinter hunter in a town with one diner, one movie theater of extremely limited selection, a handful of fast food restaurants staffed by too many people from school and higher quality restaurants only adults would go to, no mall, and Splinter ears in every proverbial wall turned out to be an intricate puzzle of its own.

Shaun and I texted back and forth for half the school day before settling on the theater option, Saturday night for one of their sci-fi irony fests. I wasn’t at all sure I’d be able to hurl adequate wit and vitriol at the screen the way Shaun had described the tradition, but it would start late enough that I could see Aldo home safely first and then check in with him from my room for our usual evening info swap.

It would mean being out late enough that I’d have to tell my parents where I was going, though.

I waited for Mom to retreat to her home office after dinner to catch her there. Whatever I said would probably make its way back to the Splinter of Dad soon enough, but I wasn’t going to hand-feed the Splinters any more information about my activities than I needed to.

Mom sat up straighter when she heard me enter, tensing for a fight. The most reasonable expectation. I had to remind myself that, for once, what I needed from her had nothing to do with the Splinter hunt she wanted me to abandon. There was no reason for this to be a problem.

“Can I stay out late on Saturday night?” I cut to the point.

Before she could finish the scoffing sound in her throat to shoot me down, I explained, “I have a date.”

Mom spun around in her office chair to look at me, stunned. Then she burst into laughter.

“Your excuses are getting worse,” she gasped after several seconds.

I’d prepared for this.

“I don’t expect you to take my word for it.”

I unlocked my phone, opened my texts with Shaun, and handed it over.

Purged of plenty of other data I’d load back onto it later, of course.

Mom read through my entirely unedited exchange with Shaun, which included some moments...

 

Mina: I want you to know I didn’t make you wait because I’m trying to confuse you, or because I’m not attracted to you. I needed to think because it’s no exaggeration to say that my life is extremely complicated.

 

Shaun: Lol, straightforward. Straightforward is good. I’m just glad you said yes.

 

...moments that twisted my stomach a little to think about her looking in on them, but it was worth it for the look on her face, transitioning slowly from skepticism to embarrassment to guilt.

“Sweetie, I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to say you couldn’t get a date,” she backtracked “I just didn’t think you were interested yet.”

“I know that, Mom,” I said in the self-possessed, dispassionate tone that seems to be the only one adults are capable of hearing. “Can I go? Please?”

“Of course. Do you need me to drive you?”

“If you have time, it would help.”

Mom pulled me into our first hug in years. “Congratulations.”

I counted ten seconds to avoid appearing ungrateful before pulling away, and added a “thanks” on my way out.

“And sweetie,” Mom stopped me at the door. Her guilt was evaporating fast. “I want to see a ticket stub when I pick you up.”

 

#

 

Homemade stun guns and flamethrowers. Protection for him, or from him.

Repurposed tracker to plant in his phone or wallet as soon as I could get close enough, for the same two possible purposes.

Ankh necklace I’d bought to test its potential protective properties, easily the prettiest thing I owned.

The only non-black shirt in my dresser, a green one I’d hoped would blend into the forest better than it did.

I could honestly tell my queasy stomach when Mom dropped me off in front of the Canterbury Theater that I’d done all I could to prepare.

Not that it listened.

Shaun was already waiting, standing in line for tickets, and when I walked up next to him, in that moment when a person in line has to acknowledge a newcomer as part of the same party to allay suspicions of line-cutting, he reached out and held my hand.

I could feel Mom’s smirk as she drove away as distinctly as I could feel the warmth of Shaun’s fingers.

Standing in line wasn’t easy. With no puzzles in front of me, no surveillance feeds in my ears, nothing to focus on but the boy next to me who was causing that queasy feeling, my brain quickly started drifting into one of its hazy thought loops that make it hard to say or do things that make sense.

“Pick one.”

Shaun’s first words after “Hey” brought me back.

“One what?” I asked.

Shaun nodded at the posters that lined the outer wall of the theater. “One thing from those two posters that could beat everything else in a fight.”

The two posters he was looking at were old fashioned hand-drawn ones for two of the ancient sci-fi movies from the Saturday night rotation.

“I haven’t seen them,” I said. “I don’t know what any of them are capable of.”

“That one’s a giant robot, and those are giant ants,” said Shaun. “And the rest are screaming humans. That’s about all you need to know.”

“Okay,” I studied the posters until Shaun laughed nervously,

“It’s not a Poe versus Hawthorne essay. You’re not going to be graded.”

“That one,” I pointed.

“The ant?”

“No, an ant that size would collapse under its own weight before it could fight anyone,” I said. “The one climbing its leg.”

I pointed out the one small human clinging to one of the ants’ knees for dear life instead of running away.

“Him against that?” Shaun pointed at the robot on the other poster. “It would step on him.”

“Bipedal robots can barely walk when there’s nothing lumpy to step on.”

Shaun laughed a little again, maybe at me, but he kept hold of my hand.

“You know, it’s called science fiction. What if the ant didn’t collapse, and the robot worked perfectly, like an engineer’s dream of what a robot could be?”

I thought about that, then pointed to the same guy.

“Humans are tenacious,” I said.

Shaun smiled at that and nodded as if he accepted this explanation.

“Okay, yeah, but why him? Why not her?” He pointed at the one identifiable female between the two posters, whom I’m sure he picked for that reason alone. She had a scream face wider than any of the other humans’, a floor-length slitted dress and six inch heels.

I raised one eyebrow to let him know I was deciding on whether he was making fun of me.

“Because a science nonfiction bipedal robot could outrun her on a flat surface,” I said.

For every pair of posters on the way to the ticket booth, we picked our champions and argued on their behalf. When Shaun declared it boring for me to bet on the humans every time, I chose a mound of strawberry-colored slime and soon found myself explaining with the help of rather dramatic gestures how difficult it is to fight something that’s only mildly inconvenienced by being ripped in half, as if that were funny.

To Shaun it was funny, and his laugh was contagious.

It was one of the hardest, easiest, and altogether strangest things I’d ever done, just standing there and talking to him, accomplishing nothing, fighting nothing, worrying about nothing more than the nervous flutter in my stomach whenever we looked too long at each other, and even that nervousness had a weirdly relaxing side effect in all my limbs, a feeling like a deep breath I hadn’t realized I needed.

I didn’t know how long the clarity would last, especially once the lights went down in the theater, so I bought a giant bag of pull-apart Twizzlers at the concessions stand to keep my blood sugar up and keep me busy if necessary before we went to find seats, and when I opened it and started peeling the first rope into strands before the pre-show even started, Shaun described the activity as both “un-Twizzling” and “unconscionably cute.”

Better yet, I soon found myself describing it as “unnecessary.”

The bag soon sat wedged in the very narrow space between my right leg and his left, both of us munching from it in the rare lulls when we remembered it was there.

I doubt either of us would have chosen the monster of the evening to bet on in a hypothetical brawl. The expanding, wriggling hive of carnivorous earthworms (the script’s words, not mine), worked its way through the homes of the characters, whose names Shaun already knew.

After a while of laughing along with his suggestions for how they could part with their ill-conceived lives a little less quickly, when one of the breathless starlets exclaimed, “Why is this happening?!”, I shouted back without thinking, “Because we’re dumb enough to pay to watch it!”

And Shaun wasn’t the only one in the dark auditorium who laughed. Just the only one who mattered.

If that was a little unlike me, the length of time I ignored the incoming texts vibrating against my leg, just because I didn’t want to see them, was the opposite of like me.

 

12:05am: Carrigan is on the move, near the trailheads.

12:07am: Christ, she’s been advertising night hikes. She’s luring someone.

12:11am: I know you’re out of bed, Little Girl. Move your ass.

 

How badly I wanted to keep ignoring them even after I snuck a glance… I didn’t want to think about what kind of person that was like.

“Shaun,” I leaned in close to him, and he leaned his ear immediately closer to listen. “Why did you want to go out with me?”

He turned to look at me, trying to smile. “After tonight, you have to ask me that?”

This was a long way past being a joke.

“I have to get out of here,” I said.

Shaun’s face fell, and he immediately pulled on the jacket he’d tossed aside across his far armrest. “I’m sorry,” he whispered, “I really thought you were having fun.”

“I am.”

There was no way to explain that I was having quite possibly the most fun I’d ever had, not with what I had to do now and how quickly I had to do it.

But I could do the two things I’d been thinking about all evening in a matter of seconds.

I grabbed both sides of Shaun’s jacket as soon as it was on him and did both at once; I slipped the tracker through that hole near his pocket and into the lining, and I made him my first kiss.

Shaun kissed me back with some confusion but no hesitation in his posture, wrapping his arms all the way around me. His lips were softer than I’d imagined and still tasted of Twizzlers, and though it was the last thing I felt like doing, as soon as his grip on me loosened for a moment, I pulled back.

“Sorry,” I said. “I warned you it would be complicated.”

I picked up my bag and ran before he could say anything more.

I ran across the vacant interstate to follow the forest’s edge up toward the nexus of the historical trailheads toward all the supposed Miracle Mines, feeling lightheaded, lightbodied, and in serious danger of tripping.

Or maybe skipping.

The Old Man was going to test me for this, I knew it, and he was going to make sure it hurt. He was going to use the real Taser, the big, modified cop one, I didn’t know how many times before he’d be convinced that I hadn’t been taken and replaced by one of them, and then I was in for hours of lecturing about the dangers of love and friendship and distraction and how untrustworthy even human boys could be and how I wouldn’t be able to fight anymore if I got knocked up.

I was getting shivery already waiting for it, but what was even scarier, I thought it might be worth it. Nothing had ever felt worth the risk of disappointing my one and only adult ally, the only adult who’d ever seen fit to be honest with me about the evils of my town and how to fight them, but this, I didn’t want to take this back.

At least, not if Shaun was going to forgive me for tonight.

Maybe even if he wasn’t.

I scoped out the trailheads from a safe shadow behind the Historical Society headquarters. Mrs. Carrigan, an Effectively Certain Splinter and one of the volunteer housewives who mostly ran the place, was indeed waiting there, surveying a small, growing group of hikers, mostly young couples.

Unchecked, most of them would be Splinters by morning.

Time to get back to work. But first, now that I had her in sight, I stopped to open the tracker app on my phone.

Shaun had wandered a little way from the theater, but by his stillness, he’d either lost track of me or hadn’t fully decided to try to follow. Hopefully, he’d turn back and finish the movie or go home, somewhere safe, soon enough. As long as I could watch and make sure he wasn’t anywhere near the forest where Splinters were made, I’d know he was okay. At least as okay as he had been when I’d decided to guess he was okay, and that was all the guarantee of okay I was ever going to get. I’d hold onto every ounce of it.

I circled around through the trees, stepping as quietly as I could while testing the ground for loose rocks until I found one the right size, about twice the size of my fist, put it in my bag and made the climb up the rope ladder The Old Man had helped me install behind one of the redwoods near the trail nexus.

From twenty-five feet above, at the entrance to the web of ropes we’d rigged for inconspicuous movement up here, I pulled out the rock and lined up my shot. Satisfied that if sudden wind or an imprecise release on my part caused me to miss, I’d do so in the direction of the empty ground instead of the hikers, I dropped it right on target.

The rock glanced off Mrs. Carrigan’s skull, leaving a dent over her left ear, and crushing her shoulder. She dropped in a heavy heap, to gasps and screams from her prospective victims. One couple rushed forward, the man tentatively examining the gash, the woman fumbling her phone unlocked to dial 9-1-1. She hadn’t quite made it when Carrigan’s involuntary Splinter reaction began.

The thing that looked like the fresh corpse of an enthusiastic Historical Society volunteer twitched and rippled with angles not found under human skin, parts snapping back into place with the creaks and cracks of breaking wood.

The Good Samaritan couple backed away, and someone screamed.

Carrigan got up as soon as her human consciousness returned, brushed herself off and put a hand over her heart, as if she were as shocked by all this as anyone else could possibly be. The courage of the night hikers to face the forest of miracles and monsters was wavering, ready to be shattered. I grabbed the branch above me, braced my feet against the one in front of me, and shook the tree with my full if somewhat insubstantial weight.

It was enough to startle the hikers again, especially when I ran one of the homemade noisemakers from my bag along the trunk, making a clicking, whining sound somewhere between insects in spring and heavy machinery being repaired.

“Monsters,” someone said very breathlessly from below.

The Old Man didn’t like me using the legends to scare people out of the woods. He said it would just spread the mystique and make more people curious to explore them later, but I liked to hope that if it made people curious enough, someday maybe the kind of people who don’t get called crazy would come out here and find something undeniable, and we’d finally get some serious outside help.

I shimmied my way along one of the ropes to the next tree and rustled its branches, glad for the physical excuse to expend some of the wild, skipping energy, did my best imitation of Splinter talk, a set of random clicks and pops at the back of my cheeks and in my knuckles, and then on a wild inspiration from the skipping feeling, I added a feral, canine howl and surprised myself with its realism.

That sent the hikers running, or in some cases, ambling with attempted nonchalance back down the road into town, in spite of Carrigan’s protestations that the wildlife was more afraid of them.

All except two, a middle aged man and woman I hadn’t seen before, out-of-towners, who ran deeper into the woods instead of away, raising their expensive-looking cameras in front of them.

Two was better than ten.

Waiting for them to lose track of where the sounds had come from, I took out my phone, brightness turned down, to check on Shaun.

He wasn’t back in the theater, or on his way home. He was still standing somewhere between the theater and the tree line, far too close to these hills where Splinters came from, and where I’d just cheated them out of a batch of victims.

That was when the branch above me moved.

The creature dropped onto my hand and dug its fangs into my wrist. It was small, a fragment of escaped Splinter matter about the size of my foot that looked like it had copied its shaped from a bat and then added human-ish fingers and a nose, and it squeezed my hand until the phone slipped out of it and shattered on the rocky ground, making the camera couple turn a full circle and then freeze, listening.

I slammed the Creature Splinter repeatedly against the tree trunk until its imitation of a skull finally caved in, loosening its grip long enough for me to peel it off and throw it out of the tree.

The branches above continued to move more than my brief struggle should have caused, and I looked up to see the glint of dozens of eyes between the redwood needles.

Carrigan had brought backup.

I grabbed the next rope, wrapped my legs around it, and pulled myself to the next small platform, closer to the camera couple so I wouldn’t lose their silhouettes in the trees.

The Creature Splinters started attacking the rope behind me, some trying to cross it on spider’s legs set too far apart, others gnawing on it with leech mouths. One in the shape of an owl with rubbery, mask-like feathers flapped its way over to me, barely able to stay airborne but with fangs like a rattlesnake’s protruding from both its beak and wingtips. I drew a stun gun and shocked it out of the air.

The next thing I needed wasn’t in my bag. I was all out of smartphones, no way to check the tracker app and make sure Shaun stayed human tonight.

I could let it go, try not to think about how being around me draws Splinters to people like flies on honey, or how he was only wandering around this part of town aimlessly at this time of night because of me.

Or...

I grabbed one of my disposable prepaid flip phones and punched in Aldo’s number.

Almost one in the morning. He answered on the first ring.

“What’s happening?”

It wasn’t a casual, introductory inquiry like “What’s up?” He meant, literally, “What terrible thing is happening now?”

“I need you to watch the tracker I planted on my possible new boyfriend to make sure he doesn’t get taken tonight,” I came clean all at once. “I’m texting you the link.”

Aldo was silent a few seconds before, “Wait, back up.”

“I know what I said, and I’m sorry I didn’t say it sooner,” I said. “But it happened fast and I didn’t know if it was real and I was worried about what you’d say, and now he could be in trouble.”

“New boyfriend?” Aldo repeated.

“Possibly,” I repeated in kind. “And I promise,” that wasn’t enough. I needed to say something crazy enough to make my point fast. “I swear on the unjust nonexistence of my dad’s grave, it won’t change us. Nothing will change us. But I think...” something really crazy. “I think I really like this guy, Aldo, and I’m begging you-”

“I’m on it, jeez,” said Aldo. “Have a little faith.”

“Thank you,” I said, and I would have sighed with relief if I’d had time before shocking another Splinter-bat out of the air. “Thank you so much.”

“Don’t thank me too much, your possible boyfriend is headed right for you. I’m guessing that’s not good news.”

“Damnit, why?” I thought out loud.

“Have you been surrounded by the sound of terrified or anguished screaming recently? That’s usually a siren call for the boys you like.”

I fished one of my cheap, tinny Bluetooths out of the side pocket, the only one that would sync to these prepaids, so I could put the phone away and start climbing after the couple.

“How close is he?” I asked Aldo.

“Maybe a hundred feet.”

I hated to do it, but it was the kindest thing that might make the couple turn back in time for me to shepherd them past Carrigan and still meet up with Shaun before he could get himself in trouble.

I took one of the spare lead weights from the front pocket of my bag and threw it at the expensive-looking camera.

The viewscreen shattered, and the woman looked up barely too late to catch me retreating behind another tree trunk, braced in the air between one rope and one branch.

The frustrated argument broke out instantly, the couple trying to gather together the pieces of the camera and finding mostly glass, some from the viewscreen and some from my phone.

“Well, there’s nothing we can do here now!” the woman finally snapped, marching back toward town, sucking blood off one of her fingers, the man following her irritably with an armful of parts.

I half expected Carrigan to stop them by force, but with two of them intent on leaving and the abduction plans already disrupted, they must not have been worth the risk.

That, or she was too busy signaling the Splinter in the branches behind me.

A cold, rubbery grey hand clamped over my mouth, not quite stifling my sound of surprise.

“You okay?” asked Aldo. “Mina? He should be in sight of the trees by now.”

That was the last I heard from Aldo before I threw the Splinter forward over my shoulder, successfully dislodging it but losing my Bluetooth, a clump of hair, and my balance along with it. I slipped out of the tree, barely managing to slow my fall by grabbing onto the trunk, which allowed the Splinter that hit the ground ahead of me to re-form itself before I’d even finished scraping my elbow on the rocks and glass.

It wrapped its rubbery, boneless hands around both my wrists.

This one was a humanoid replacement, disguised to hide the identity of its victim, gray and nearly featureless and barely as large as I was in spite of its bulging, bald head, and it dragged me through the dirt toward Mrs. Carrigan, who strolled deeper into the woods to meet us.

“Mina Todd.” She didn’t need to get close enough to see me to know who I was. “Does your father know you’re out past your bedtime?”

As soon as the gray Splinter slowed, I did a back roll into it, knocking it on its face and landing on top of it, crushing its skull into the rocks with my knees until it released my hands.

It wouldn’t die, not without a lot of fire, and for some reason The Old Man didn’t allow me to kill them outside his hideouts, but it was incapacitated while it self-repaired.

Carrigan lengthened her squat body with splintering pops and extended one of her arms into a grasping, barbed tentacle to reach for me, her permed mop of hair shedding away as her face contorted into the same gray mask.

I had to duck one swing from the tentacle before I could get my hand around a fresh stun gun.

I was inches from connecting it with her warped shoulder when the rock I hadn’t thrown connected with her head.

I knew before I heard his shaking voice.

“Mina? Are you okay?”

“Shaun, get back!”

Shaun didn’t, and it was too late anyway. The Splinter whose head I’d crushed had recovered and launched itself at Shaun, its blank gray body stretching and distorting to wrap around Shaun like a straightjacket.

Carrigan bounced back from the glancing blow much faster.

“Not that one!” she shouted at the other, her voice as distorted as her face, throaty, raspy and popping. “He’s-”

“He saw us!” the one wrapped around Shaun protested.

“He saw nothing,” Carrigan replied forcefully.

“Brace yourself,” I warned Shaun. “And sorry.”

I jabbed the Splinter that was working on enveloping him with the stun gun.

It shrieked and seized and rippled with involuntary shapes, and yes, I took advantage of the unavoidable opportunity to note that Shaun, though writhing violently, was not changing shapes at all.

Another point toward me being right about him.

When the Splinter was weakened enough, I stopped the charge, yanked it off of him by where the scruff of its neck should have been, and threw it at Carrigan.

“BACK OFF!” I maneuvered myself between Shaun and the Splinters, drew my flamethrower and pointed it at Carrigan. I didn’t want to break any more of The Old Man’s stupid rules tonight, but I would if I had to.

Carrigan backed up a step but no more, dragging her semi-conscious accomplice, a grudgingly placating smile on her lipless grey mouth.

“You heard me, get out of here! Tell my ‘dad’ whatever you want, but if you try to take us now, someone will get hurt!”

She didn’t seem to doubt that part. Finally, she gathered the other Splinter over her shoulder and retreated with a nod she must have thought gave some dignity to her exit.

Once they were gone, I offered Shaun a hand. He let me help him stand, shaking from multiple forms of shock, but he didn’t seem tempted to run.

“I’m mostly sorry you had to see that,” I said.

“See... what was that?” he asked.

“Those were Splinters,” I said, “and I hope you like me a lot, or they’re about to make your life hell for nothing. Sorry. I would have warned you if you would have believed me.”

Shaun leaned heavily against me, exhaling a post-adrenaline laugh and wrapping me in both arms in a way I hoped meant “yes.”

“Welcome to my complication,” I said.


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There's something rotten beneath the small town of Prospero, California. For over a century, the town's history has been rich with tales of monsters, miracles and mysterious disappearances in the surrounding woods. It’s a town where everybody has something to hide, especially those who may not be entirely human.

Sixteen-year-old Mina Todd knows about the otherworldly shapeshifters that secretly run Prospero and has dedicated her life to fighting them. Ben Pastor, in town to attend the funeral of his missing childhood friend, Haley Perkins, has never believed any of the strange stories about what happens in Prospero. When Haley turns up alive and well at her own memorial service, Ben and Mina are forced to work together to uncover what happened to her. Though they may not always understand each other, Ben and Mina’s unlikely friendship may very well be the only thing that can save the town, and possibly the world, from its insidious invaders.
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When autumn descends on Prospero, California, Ben Pastor hopes that the normality of the new school year may offer a reprieve from the town’s horrors. Mina Todd knows all too well that there are no reprieves and no normality in Prospero, especially after she starts having crippling, unexplained hallucinations of the dead. But even she can't prepare for what the coming year holds.

On top of the Splinters' brewing civil war threatening to make humanity its battleground, inside the walls of Prospero High, Ben, Mina and their expanding Network must face a Splinter campaign to destroy their friendship, a newly human Haley Perkins struggling to readjust to life after the Warehouse, and a Splinter assassin of untold power picking off human rebels. Ben and Mina’s one hope rests with a mysterious figure hiding in the woods outside of town, a living legend who may know how to stop this dangerous new breed of Splinter. That is, assuming he doesn’t first kill everyone himself.

Coming June 16th, 2015!
The dark history of Prospero is not over.

To learn more, click here to get your copy of Splinters, book 1 of The Prospero Chronicles.

Or here, to pre-order Shards, book 2 of The Prospero Chronicles, available June 16th, 2015.

Or here, for four more free short trips to Prospero!
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Four More Trips to Prospero, Part 3: Let's Scare the Babysitter to Death

5/25/2015

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In honor of the upcoming release of Shards, book 2 of The Prospero Chronicles, we're reaching back into Prospero's twisted past to bring you four more short stories of everyone’s favorite Splinter-infested small town!

(Click the links for the first four trips to Prospero, plus Four More Trips to Prospero Part 1 and Part 2.)

For today's story, we return to Prospero of the 1980's, when fear was real and imaginations ran wild...
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The Prospero Chronicles:
Let's Scare the Babysitter to Death

By Matt Carter

Diana - 1986

Stephanie Kim was one of my best friends, but tonight we were going to make her pay.

Simple as that.

“Where is she?” I asked Sam.

He didn’t pick up his binoculars to look, “You know, there’s a ten o’clock showing of Deadly Friend down at the Canterbury. If we leave now-”

“We’re not leaving now,” I said. “We’ve put too much work into this to back out now.”

“-I mean, they say it’s a pretty crappy movie, but it’s got this basketball scene-”

“Where is she?” I asked again.

Sam sighed, lifting his binoculars to look at the Kim house. “Still in the living room. Still talking on the phone. If I could read lips I could tell you who with, but since I can’t I’ll probably just wind up making something up that would make the best story.”

“Probably Myra Denning or Harvey Kessler,” I said. They were Stephanie’s best friend and boyfriend respectively and were the most likely ones you’d find her talking to for hours on end on a Friday night when she was supposed to be grounded and babysitting her twin little brothers.

“They’re likely, but not fun,” Sam said, setting down his binoculars and checking his bag of walkie-talkies. “If I’m going to imagine something, I’d prefer to imagine something more sordid. I’m going to imagine that she’s talking to… Jack Keamy.”

“Jack Keamy?” I said, holding back a laugh. Jack Keamy was a blowhard rich kid with dreams of being an athlete that didn’t even come close to matching reality. Stephanie might not have had the greatest taste in boyfriends (as her dating of surly prick Harvey and the many arguments we had over him could attest), but she had a little more self-respect than to spend her nights talking to Keamy.

“Oh yeah,” Sam said, winding up for what I could tell would be another of his stories. “Haven’t you heard? The two of them are having an illicit affair. Sneaking off behind Harvey’s back to make out at Kirby Ridge, roof of his convertible down, Stairway to Heaven blasting on his eight-track. She wants to have sex with him, and he wants to wait-”

Now I did burst out laughing, having to clamp a hand over my mouth so nobody would hear us laughing in the bush we’d been hiding in.

“Jack Keamy? Wants to wait?”

Sam simply smiled, continuing, “It may seem a ludicrous notion to you and me, but at his core Jack Keamy is a truly spiritual man. He dreams of one day removing himself from the unfortunate shackles of his upper-class idiot, cheerleader-seducing ways and becoming an honest, faithful man.”

“By making out with Stephanie Kim?”

Sam shrugged, “I never said my imagination was particularly cohesive, just very vivid.”

As always, Sam Todd could make me laugh. It was the main reason I’d dated him longer than, well, pretty much every other boy I’d gone out with. He might not have been as good-looking as most of the other boys, but he was honest and was basically the only person in the world who could regularly make me laugh. Did we have a future? I didn’t know. It was as possible as anything else in this town, I guessed. Sure, he had a ways to grow up still, he still had to get past all his toys and comics and gadgets and puzzles, but when he did that he stood every chance of being a respectable boyfriend.

Assuming, of course, that he never got too close a glimpse at this town’s dark side.

I wasn’t sure he’d be able to handle that.

He picked up his binoculars again, “She’s off the phone.”

“Cool,” I said, grabbing the binoculars from his hands so I could see for sure. He made a mock strangling noise as the strap drew tight across his neck, but I knew enough from dating Sam to ignore it.

She was sitting alone in her family’s living room, looking disgruntled (from the call or from having to babysit on a Friday night, I couldn’t tell you). It was the only lit room in the Kims’ massive house. There was lots of empty space, lots of dark rooms (like the one her brothers slept in upstairs), and like Sam, Stephanie also had more imagination than she knew what to do with.

Which was the problem, really. If she had less imagination, we wouldn’t have to be here tonight, doing this. We could be out, having a fun Friday night, and maybe I’d have even let Sam talk me into seeing his terrible horror movie with that basketball scene he kept trying to work into every mention of it.

Instead we were hiding in these bushes, looking to scare the ever-loving crap out of one of my best friends, because she just had to go and make a joke out of them.

 

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My name is Diana Wilson, and in Prospero I might as well be royalty. My family’s been a part of this town since the late 1800’s and has held seats on the Town Council almost as long. My great-grandfather, my grandfather and my father all have held lifelong seats on the Council (sure, they’re technically elected, but the way this town is run, the elections are dramatically worse than our high school’s plays), and if I had a brother who didn’t die a crib death I’m sure he’d have been expected to do the same.

Instead, all my father had was me, and though I’m sure he was looking for me to marry right one day so I’d have a good strong husband to take over the job in his stead, I had no intention of doing any such thing.

If he wanted to keep the Council in the family, his seat would be mine.

Not that I had any serious interest in small town politics, because Prospero was about as pointless a town as it got. If the town were any less important, I’d have run in a heartbeat. Just take my college fund, go to school and never come back, becoming a big city lawyer in San Francisco or Los Angeles or even Portland if I really wanted to run far away. I could pull it off, and God knew the money was there.

But the thing was, Prospero was important, and my place in it was almost as important too.

Because I knew about them.

They were the family business, after all.

If you believed their stories, and I knew better than to take them at their word, they came to Prospero just after its founding. They could have taken us over, just absorbed everyone and made this a town of not-people, but they didn’t. Instead they struck up an accord with the town’s most affluent citizens to make Prospero one of their “probationary colonies”, a place where they could send their citizens who were either too raw or too tired of life but didn’t want to live on their home world. In exchange for their assistance and collaboration in covering up their nefarious deeds (including the occasional kidnapping and replacement of random townsfolk), the affluent would stay affluent and safe.

I hated them, as any sane person would, but I also knew I wasn’t in any position to do anything about them yet. One day, with that Council seat, maybe I could do something, but until then, all I could do was wait and hold my tongue and play my part as the loyal collaborator.

A big part of this, unfortunately, meant keeping the people I liked most in the dark.

Sam knew nothing, and I meant to keep him that way. Though he really loved science fiction and would get this better than anyone, he was also a gentle soul and would probably never forgive me for knowing everything that I knew about this. Sure, he would joke about our town’s strange quirks and history of UFO and monster sightings, but he kept it at just that, jokes. He would never cross any lines that would draw undue attention to himself.

Stephanie was another matter.

More popular than but slightly less beautiful than me, she was also deceptively smart and had a wicked sense of humor; a wicked sense of humor that she loved to push the envelope with. She delighted in elaborate pranks and for the most part everyone thought she was so cool for them.

Then she crossed the line from harmless jokes to jokes that would get their attention.

It was lunchtime about a week ago when she ran into the cafeteria claiming that the Freeling Farm Monster had attacked her and was chasing after her. The bright red slashes across her chest kept people from laughing. The grotesque monster that burst through the doors and tackled her to the ground made people scream.

It was all fake, of course. The slashes were makeup and the monster was one of her friends, Cindy Brooks (who, incidentally, was one of them, who got a good laugh out of this) in a heavily altered Halloween costume, but the fear they instilled wasn’t fake.

Everybody knew about the horrible deaths of those kids from Braiwood two years back up at the Freeling Farm. The official report claimed it was a bear, while the two survivors of the massacre claimed it was a monster. The truth was somewhere in between, where one of them had broken free from their world, bonded with a bear and failed at being a human, but not at being a monster. One of the survivors had killed it, and the Council and them did their best to cover the incident up, but there were still jokes and rumors and scary stories about the Freeling Farm Monster, stories that Stephanie just wanted to take advantage of for a stupid joke.

According to dad, they dealt with Cindy in their own way, but they were still furious with Stephanie for everything she had done and wanted her punished.

Knowing what their punishment usually meant, I told dad that I could take care of the Stephanie problem. I could scare her, make her never want to play any stupid jokes like this again, and he agreed.

For me, it was a win all around, for three reasons:

1)     I could save a friend from being replaced by a shapeshifting alien.

2)     I could punish a friend who did something unbelievably stupid and (hopefully) scare them so silly they wouldn’t consider doing something like it again.

3)     I would look like a hero to dad, and maybe get him to start thinking that me taking up his Council seat after he’d inevitably retire wouldn’t be such a stupid idea.

Now to put my money where my mouth was.

 

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It helped that Stephanie loved horror movies and was absolutely freaked out by them.

With an imagination as vivid as hers, it wouldn’t take much to frighten her.

We’d borrowed most of the equipment we’d needed from one of Sam’s friends in the school AV club, and begged and borrowed for the rest, though dad’s under-the-table funding of our venture made this part a lot easier.

With that, it was all a matter of following the script.

Act 1: Disconnect the phone line outside the house.

Act 2: Using some of the walkie-talkies I’d hidden in her house while visiting her earlier in the day, start making her hear voices. Maybe even tap on the windows some for good measure.

Act 3: Shut off the electricity outside the house.

Act 4: While she’s freaked out and in the dark, turn on the slide projectors we’d rigged outside her windows. They were angled in such a way and full of enough shock imagery (care of one of Sam’s creepier friends on the AV club) that it’d look like her house was being besieged by some of the scariest ghosts in the world.

Act 5: Using the keys stashed under the front and back door mats, we’d provide some up-close and personal ghosts. While our makeup and costumes were cheap, in the dark with only the lights of the projectors, they would be creepy enough.

Her house was isolated enough that neighbors wouldn’t be an issue, and dad said that he would use what sway he had to keep the police and Stephanie’s parents occupied for the night. If I had any regrets, it was doing this while her little brothers were upstairs, but she always used to boast that they could sleep through a hurricane, which made this a chance worth taking.

It was finally dark enough to do what I had to do.

“Showtime,” I told Sam, sneaking through the bushes to the box that connected her house to the city’s phone lines. I quickly unscrewed the base and pulled out the necessary line before sneaking back to Sam.

“You did it?” he asked.

“Pretty sure,” I said.

“You want to check?” he asked.

“No, I am not going to sneak over to someone’s house, dressed like this and ask to use their phone just so we could see if our prank on Stephanie’s going to work,” I said.

“It was worth asking,” he said.

“I know…” I said, planting a quick kiss on his lips. “And thank you for checking. And being so responsible. And for being so irresponsible to help me do something like this.”

“What else are boyfriends for?” he said, pumping out his chest proudly.

“Seeing if those walkies you gave me still have enough battery in them to make her think her house is haunted?” I proposed, taking the binoculars from him so I could get a good look at Stephanie.

“That’s another good thing, yes,” he said, pulling a walkie marked “LIVING ROOM 2” in masking tape, and holding onto one of the buttons on the end.

“Heeeelllloooo?” he rasped.

She jumped, her head darting around as she tried to look for the voice. I was pretty sure I could see her saying, ‘Who’s there?’

You see, Stephanie, this is why you don’t tell anyone the scariest movie you’ve ever seen is Poltergeist.

Sam and I took turns with the various walkie-talkies, doing our best scary voices and making her look around the living room, looking more freaked out with each passing minute. At one point I nearly shouted at her, “SIT DOWN!”, and she cowered onto the couch again quickly, near tears. She picked up the phone, trying to call out, then tossed it down when she couldn’t get anyone.

Now there were tears.

I didn’t like causing a friend pain, but like it or not I had to remind myself that this was for her own good. She had to know what it felt like to be on the receiving end of a prank like this, and she had to know that she could never do anything like this in this town again.

She was curled up on the couch, pulling some ancient afghan from the corner tight around her shoulders.

“Ready for Act 3?” Sam asked.

“That sounds about right,” I said. I took only one step toward the house, however, before the power cut out on its own.

“What the hell?” I muttered, lifting the binoculars to my eyes again. It took a moment to adjust to the new darkness, but the moon was bright, bright enough to let me see the hunched over, inhuman shape by the power box, stretched out and malformed. Bright enough to see it break out a window and slither inside.

“Shit,” I said.

“What?” Sam said.

The lie came quickly, “Someone’s breaking into the house.”

“Really?” Sam asked.

“Well, you didn’t cut the power, did you?” I asked.

“No,” he said. “Someone with the same idea as you?”

“Maybe,” I said, knowing the lie. “But it could be a burglar. I need you to run down to the nearest house and call for the police, tell them what’s going on and that I’m inside too.”

“What? Why are you going inside?” Sam asked.

“Because I’m faster than you and know her house better and might be able to get to her before whoever else is there can,” I said, trying quickly to find a weapon. Sam had an extra tripod for one of the projectors we didn’t wind up using. Though it wasn’t particularly heavy, it would do in a pinch.

“I can’t let you do this,” he said.

“You can and you will because you’re an awesome boyfriend who understands and respects me and who doesn’t want to get Stephanie hurt anymore than I do, right?” I said.

“Damn your logic,” he said, pulling me close and giving me a kiss. I kissed him back fiercely, knowing what I would have to do soon and hating every moment of it.

“Send help,” I repeated, getting only a nod from Sam as he ran to the nearest lit house down the road.

That would buy me some time.

I ran to the front door, scooping the key from under the doormat and let myself in.

Three steps inside the house, Stephanie finally screamed, though she was cut off quickly as a slithering hand closed over her mouth.

I ran to them, ready to fight if this was one of their more irrational citizens who might try to make a fight out of this.

Finally seeing the two of them, Stephanie fearful, her feet kicking off the floor, and her captor a swirling mass of mismatched, bony limbs and tentacles, I cleared my throat.

Stephanie looked at me like I was an angel sent from above.

The creature just smiled several of its mismatched mouths at me.

“Oh, hello Diiiiiana!” three of its mouths drawled, no two of them in proper sync with each other.

I relaxed my shoulders.

This wasn’t going to be so bad after all.

“Hi, Alexei,” I said. I wasn’t sure how much of my story I should fake for Stephanie’s visit, but I figured on honesty being the better policy with Alexei involved. He was one of the most ancient of their members in Prospero, having jumped from body to body since the formation of the town. Recently he had been in the body of Horace Gondrell, an elderly man with too many cats, and there had been talk that he’d be looking for a new body soon. Given her youth and the trouble she might cause them, I could see why he might have chosen Stephanie.

“Didn’t my dad tell you that I was taking care of this?” I said.

“He did, but we didn’t know if we could trust, so I decided to take my part instead. Besides, she’s got the beautiful black hair I like to have,” he said, stroking her hair and getting a muffled scream.

“She does, really, but I don’t think-”

There was a crash of glass from the rear of the house. Alexei and I turned to see what was going on.

Sam, you better not have-

No, there were multiple voices, sets of footsteps. An older man’s voice saying, “It’s in here.”

I put together, far faster than Alexei, what was going on. Before he could move, I darted between Alexei and the voices before they could make the living room.

There were four of them. An older man with a fedora and a hook for hand, a middle-aged woman, and two boys, one barely hitting puberty, the other a teenager maybe a year older than me. They were all very well armed, and very eager-looking.

Hunters.

Dad had told me about them, a bunch of misguided gun nuts who gathered on the fringes of town, hunting them down without any concern of what it might mean for the town itself. They’d mostly been able to kill only those creatures that had been taken over by them, but they’d made strides in the past few years to kill a number of their human copies.

Though I might have agreed with their ideas, I knew their tactics made them little better than terrorists.

“Step aside, girlie,” the older man with the hook said, pointing the lit tip of an old, World War II flamethrower at Alexei and Stephanie.

“I’d rather not,” I said, trying to think quickly.

The teenaged-boy said, “I think you really ought to do what he said, you don’t know what-”

“Don’t you dare tell her anything! She’s with the splinters. A collaborator,” the older man hissed with particular disgust. “I’ll spare you for your humanity, but don’t think I won’t end you if you try anything stupid.”

I wasn’t planning on trying anything stupid, not with a bunch of guns and sharp objects and a flamethrower pointed at me. Alexei, on the other hand, he was not one you could rely on not doing anything stupid. He might be one of the oldest known of his people, but he’d gotten pretty fried with his old age and was apt to do pretty much anything that came to mind.

“I know who you are and I know what you’re doing, but I’m asking you, right now, to reconsider and back the hell off before anyone gets hurt,” I said quickly.

“Last chance, girlie, I’m gonna count to three…”

“My boyfriend ran out-”

“ONE!”

“-he’s getting the cops and he’s going to-”

“TWO!”

“-and you know who makes up the cops and what they’ll do-”

“THR-”

“KILL HIM AND YOU’LL BE SORRY!” I yelled.

The man with the hook looked surprised, dropping the tip of his flamethrower a few inches. The other hunters looked at him, nonplussed.

“Continue,” Hook said.

Think fast, think fast, think fast.

“Do you know who you’re about to kill?” I asked.

“A splinter,” he said.

 That was a weird as hell name for them, but I wouldn’t stop him from calling them that.

“Do you know which one he is, though?” I asked.

“Doesn’t matter. They’re all the same,” he said. “They eat our lives and they die when we burn them.”

“Yeah, not quite,” I said. “Some of them are better than others and the one you’re about to burn’s one of the best of them. Alexei here, he’s one of the oldest and most influential in the world.”

“She’s right, you know,” Alexei said, smiling with most of his mouths.

“Shut up,” I said to him.

“So far you’re not making a good case for why we ought not kill him,” Hook said.

“Yeah, well, think of it this way. You kill someone as important as him, and there’ll be hell to pay. It’s not like he’s one of your animal monsters out there in the woods, burned and forgotten, people will miss him, they will mourn for him, and they will take revenge upon those who killed him. They will make fire rain down from the sky and they will make it rain on you, and unless you run and never stop running, they will find you and they will kill you,” I said.

“We know what we’re doing. We can take that kind of fight,” Hook said.

“Maybe, but have you considered that taking a risk as stupid as this now and dying like this means you won’t be able to keep your fight going, that you won’t be able to keep killing more of them? Kill him now and you’ll all die soon with no more victims to your name. Let him live, and your killing will only be limited by how many splinters you can get your hands on,” I said, forcing the word out and just not liking the fit.

Hook just fixed me with his gaze (impossible to see behind his sunglasses), and waved the others back. Quickly, they all ran from the house.

“Girlie, I’ll just say now you’re good at talking. And stalling for time for the police to arrive. We’ll back off, for now, but only because I think you got a future and I don’t want to end it for you right now. Just know this: you’re backing the bad guys,” he said, turning on his heels and running from the house.

“Believe me, I know,” I said under my breath.

“Diana, thank you soooooooo much,” Alexei said.

Right. Still have to deal with him.

“If there’s ever anything, anything at all I can do for you, just let me know and it is done. I’m owing you my life tonight!” he said.

“Good. I’ll call that favor now,” I said. “Let Stephanie go and never come back.”

His dozens of eyes fixed me curiously, some of them soon breaking open into laughing mouths, “What a funny joke, Diana!”

“No joke. You let her go, right now, and you never touch her again, she’s off-limits,” I said. “I think she’s been sufficiently scared tonight, and I will make sure that she is never a problem to you or your people again.”

“That is nice and all, but that is not sufficient, I think, because I am still needing a new body, you see. So, I really am needing Stephanie,” he said.

“Look. Alexei. You know you talk a little strange, right?” I said.

“A little, perhaps, but only to you. My people-”

I cut him off, something dad would hate me for, but he wasn’t around, was he?

“And you also know that Stephanie doesn’t talk like you do, right?” I said.

Clearly, he hadn’t thought of that.

“You need a body?” I said.

“Yes,” he said.

“And you like the long black hair look?” I said.

“Of course. It is the greatest look, don’t you think?” he asked.

“I honestly don’t care. There’s a vagrant who’s been hanging out under the highway bridge just south of town. He’s been harassing some of the kids from school, trying to sell them drugs,” I said.

“He sounds like a baaad man,” Alexei said.

“Probably. Anyway, he’s got long black hair, and if you cleaned him up some he might look respectable to the point where nobody would notice he’s the guy from the bridge. And since he’s a nobody who nobody knows, you could even use your real name. Wouldn’t you like every human to call you Alexei for once?” I said, trying to sell the point hard. While I didn’t like selling a human life away, it was better a stranger than a friend, especially a potentially dangerous stranger.

Alexei still didn’t look sold. Here’s where I’d have to go in for the kill.

“And you know Ms. Montoya, the drama teacher at the high school, is taking a better job in Sacramento, right? We’ll need a new drama teacher, and my dad says there’s no better dramatist than you,” I said.

That was a lie, but a pretty good one. Dad had told me about Alexei just like he’d told me about the rest of them as prominent as him in town, and how he’d always dreamed of being one of the world’s greatest stars and had known Shakespeare back in the day, but was really more weird than anything else.

Still, it was the right bait to use on Alexei.

He dropped Stephanie to the ground, too hard.

“Oh, so sorry, Stephanie girl,” Alexei said, patting her head and stepping back. There were sirens outside, and I knew the police cars would be here soon.

“So, you’re going for the drama teacher position?” I asked.

“I cannot think of anyone better. Thank you for the idea, Diiiiiiiiana!” he said, tipping one of his heads at me before darting for the back of the house.

Two problems down. Now just for number three…

Finally, I gave Stephanie my full attention. She was a mess, tears streaked down her face, shirt torn.

“Let me guess, you’re at that stage where words aren’t coming easy and you’re wondering just what the hell is going on in the world. You’re wondering if this is all just some nightmare or if you really were just attacked by some monster who wanted to steal your body because it liked your hair,” I said, calmly.

She nodded.

“Well then, I got bad news for you: it’s all real,” I said. She shuddered, pulling herself into a ball again.

“But with all bad news, there’s good news. You can prevent this from ever happening again. Just keep your head low, keep your pranks harmless, no more monsters, don’t tell anyone what you saw here tonight, and you’ll be fine,” I said. Quickly, I added, “And check in on your brothers, they might be waking up soon, when the cops come in, and you’re still their babysitter.”

She continued looking up at me, stunned, frightened and confused, finally saying, “Who are you?”

I grinned, “I’m your friend. I’m a collaborator. And who knows, I may yet be this town’s best hope.”

Do I have a future in politics or what?


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There's something rotten beneath the small town of Prospero, California. For over a century, the town's history has been rich with tales of monsters, miracles and mysterious disappearances in the surrounding woods. It’s a town where everybody has something to hide, especially those who may not be entirely human.

Sixteen-year-old Mina Todd knows about the otherworldly shapeshifters that secretly run Prospero and has dedicated her life to fighting them. Ben Pastor, in town to attend the funeral of his missing childhood friend, Haley Perkins, has never believed any of the strange stories about what happens in Prospero. When Haley turns up alive and well at her own memorial service, Ben and Mina are forced to work together to uncover what happened to her. Though they may not always understand each other, Ben and Mina’s unlikely friendship may very well be the only thing that can save the town, and possibly the world, from its insidious invaders.
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When autumn descends on Prospero, California, Ben Pastor hopes that the normality of the new school year may offer a reprieve from the town’s horrors. Mina Todd knows all too well that there are no reprieves and no normality in Prospero, especially after she starts having crippling, unexplained hallucinations of the dead. But even she can't prepare for what the coming year holds.

On top of the Splinters' brewing civil war threatening to make humanity its battleground, inside the walls of Prospero High, Ben, Mina and their expanding Network must face a Splinter campaign to destroy their friendship, a newly human Haley Perkins struggling to readjust to life after the Warehouse, and a Splinter assassin of untold power picking off human rebels. Ben and Mina’s one hope rests with a mysterious figure hiding in the woods outside of town, a living legend who may know how to stop this dangerous new breed of Splinter. That is, assuming he doesn’t first kill everyone himself.

Coming June 16th, 2015!
The dark history of Prospero is not over.

To learn more, click here to get your copy of Splinters, book 1 of The Prospero Chronicles.

Or here, to pre-order Shards, book 2 of The Prospero Chronicles, available June 16th, 2015.

Or here, to enter to win a free advance copy of Shards.

Or here, for four more free short trips to Prospero!
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Book Review: Beast Charming

5/17/2015

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Book Review:
Beast Charming
By Jenniffer Wardell

Jolly Fish Press, 2015

B+

(Click here for my review of Fairy Godmothers, Inc.)
The Basics:

Beauty never wants to find herself in another fairytale for as long as she lives. Her bumbling con artist father spent her entire childhood trying to plant her or her sister in any scenario that might result in a marriage into a noble family. When her new assignment from her temp agency turns out to involve bringing a financial magnate out of his shell after he's been cursed with a beast form, she almost turns and runs, but Beast's volatility and disillusionment with fairytale expectations turn out to be intriguingly matched to her own.

The Downside:


The two parallel romantic plotlines both spend the better half of the book in essentially identical "I know I'm in love but I'll just die if anyone else finds out" stages, and it gets a bit monotonous. The constant, casual, three stooges-esque violence and threats thereof make it difficult for the few moments that could otherwise carry some emotional weight to come across with any seriousness.

The Upside:


Beast Charming promises a lightheartedly satirical take on Beauty and the Beast, and that it delivers. Beauty is smart and cool and free of the Stockholm syndrome of the original, Beast is lovable (and not a creep), and the relationship between them is quite sweet once it gets going. Those who enjoyed the tongue-in-cheek reimagining of the fairytale fantasy world from Fairy Godmothers, Inc. will have fun with its expansion here, and fairytale fans will love spotting the references.

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Four More Trips to Prospero, Part 2: Heroes

5/10/2015

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In honor of the upcoming release of Shards, book 2 of The Prospero Chronicles, we're reaching back into Prospero's twisted past to bring you four more short stories of everyone’s favorite Splinter-infested small town!

(Click here for the first four trips to Prospero)
(Or here for Four More Trips to Prospero, Part 1)

For today's story, we look back to some of Prospero's finest.
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The Prospero Chronicles:
Heroes

By Matt Carter

Roy - 1942

The calendar outside the gas station read, December 8th, 1942.

It had been one year. One year to the day, actually. I remembered it well, President Roosevelt’s voice echoing over the radio, talking about the dastardly, unprovoked attack by the Empire of Japan. Everyone I knew seemed to remember it for his opening line, speaking of December 7th, 1941 being a date that would live in infamy, but the line that stuck with me the most was right at the end.

“Hostilities exist. There is no blinking at the fact that our people, our territory and our interests are in grave danger.”

It was hard to listen to what he, no, what the president had to say and give it no weight, much as my father might have wanted to think it nothing and impress on me the same. Seeing it in the newsreels, remembering the president’s words, I knew only one thing for sure:

I was going to be a hero.

I just wouldn’t be the town’s first hero.

Odds were that honor would go to my best friend, Dwight Matheson.

“You think they got Dr. Pepper in Tunisia?” he asked, popping the cap off his bottle with the gas station’s wall-mounted bottle opener.

“I wouldn’t imagine so, not with the war,” I said.

“Well, shit,” he said. “Guess I should make them count while I can, then.”

He took a long sip, tilted his head back, and belched loudly. He looked around, as embarrassed as I’d ever seen them (which is to say, not very) and seeing only the station’s proprietor on hand, he tipped his uniform hat and said, “Sorry, Mr. Brundle.”

“It’s okay, son. It’s on the house for our town hero!” Harold Brundle said, laughing and reaching into a nearby icebox, tossing two more bottles our way. Dwight missed his, but I was able to catch them both, which with the open bottle already in my hand gave me three bottles of awful tasting soda that I’d probably wind up drinking all of on the walk home because, well, any soda’s better than no soda.

“Thanks!” Dwight waved to Harold as we walked off. He hadn’t gotten tired of being called a hero yet. Sure, no fewer than thirty-eight young (and perhaps not so young) men from Prospero had enlisted and were either going off or had already gone off to war, but everyone called Dwight the hero because he looked the part. Handsome, tall and muscular in a way that made him look real smart in his uniform (even with a coat covering up much of it) with jet-black hair, pale blue eyes, and a chin that looked like it belonged on a movie star, or some ancient statue. If I didn’t like him so much, I’d have hated him.

But I did, so I didn’t. Not that he lacked flaws.

“You need better taste in soda,” I said.

“And you need to stop giving shit to the town hero,” he said dramatically.

“Do you even know where Tunisia is?” I asked.

He shrugged, “I’ll write you an answer when I get there. All I know is there’s Nazi’s there just asking me to put a few hundred bullets in ‘em. I mean, I’d have preferred it be the Japs, but leave that for the marines. Just means I’ll be sending people home Lugers instead of swords. You wanna be on my Luger list?”

“No,” I said, eyes cast at the ground.

“You don’t want a Luger? Okay, fine, if you don’t want yourself a gun you don’t need a gun, how about a good Nazi flag? Or a knife? Everybody loves knives…” he said.

The next part was hard to say, one I’d been building up to for a long time but wasn’t sure I’d be able to say to anyone. Dwight was about as safe as anyone to test the words on. I just hoped he wouldn’t laugh too loudly at me.

“I do want a Luger,” I said. “I just think… I think I’d like to get one myself.”

“What, like from the back of a comic book?” Dwight asked.

“No. I want to enlist,” I said. There, I said it. I braced for the laughter that was sure to come.

No, the laughter that ought to come, the laughter that the very idea of Roy Potts going to war was meant to bring on. Skinny, short Roy Potts who had glasses and a bum knee and was still pretty good at running, mostly because he’d spent a lot of his life running away.

Everyone knew Roy Potts couldn’t be a hero.

Well, almost everyone.

Dwight broke into a wide smile, a real smile I was one of the lucky few to know, not the one he used to get under girls’ skirts. He clapped me on the back, hard, nearly sending me off my feet.

“It’s about damn time!” he exclaimed. I couldn’t have hoped for a better answer, not with what my father was sure to say on the topic.

“You really think so?”

“Hell yeah! You and me on the front lines, can you see it? Shootin’ bad guys, skinning krauts!”

“Skinning?”

“Well, whatever you do, I mean they themselves are a part of an evil army bent on taking over the world, why not treat them as cruelly as they deserve?” he said.

“You’re a true humanist,” I said.

“Mayhaps I am, mayhaps I’m not, but who cares? You and me, Prospero’s finest sons, fighting together and dying together…”

“I’d rather not do the dying together part,” I said.

“Me neither, I mean, I plan on living forever, but if the situation requires and we find the need to fight and die for something bigger than us, at least we’ll die true American heroes,” he said.

I wasn’t sure we needed to die to be heroes. Superman never died, and he was a hero. I’d always thought that being a hero meant doing something great when nobody expected you to, and since nobody had ever expected much from me, it didn’t seem like it would be all that difficult, especially with such a righteous cause providing ample opportunity for someone with a form as pitiful as mine.

I smiled, trying to get him to think more positively, “Naw, you can’t even think of dying. I mean, your folks-”

“They’d be proud,” he interjected.

“-and Trudy?”

He almost dropped his bottle at the mention of her name, his smile almost gone. Very unlike him when talking about the most recent girl he called his greatest conquest.

“What?” I asked.

“It’s nothing,” he said, pulling the collar of his coat higher against the cold.

“What?” I asked again.

“I said it’s nothing, just leave it at that, okay?” he said, agitation riding higher in his voice.

My memories of Dwight go back long enough to know that this was one of those moments where he’d need prodding to open up, where he’d get angry, maybe even hostile, but would then be open for discussion and honesty.

“Dwight,” I said, putting my free hand on his arm.

He grabbed me by the lapels of my coat, forcing me to face him and almost lifting me from the ground, our bottles of Dr. Pepper going flying and exploding on the road.

“I SAID-” he roared, then realizing what he was doing, his face showed nothing but shame.

“Christ, I’m sorry,” he said, setting me back down. “I’m sorry. It’s just…”

“It’s just what?” I asked.

“I don’t… I’m not supposed to,” he muttered.

I put my hand on his shoulder, “You’re my best friend, and I like to hope I am yours too.”

“You are,” he said.

“Then trust me. What’s happening between you and Trudy? Did she break up with you?” I asked.

He laughed, an unpleasant, high laugh, “If only it were that easy. She’s… she’s pregnant.”

This wasn’t nearly as shocking as I think he hoped it to be to me. Whenever Dwight and Trudy were together, they took every opportunity to sneak out from under her father’s watchful eye and screw like rabbits. I always told him that if they weren’t careful something like this would happen, and he would just brush me off and say that was something that only happened to poor people and Catholics.

I could have said “I told you so”, but I doubted that would help things at the time.

“When we talked, when she told me… she was crying, but happy crying, and she said she means to keep it, and I… I got angry, I said she was doing this to try to keep me here, and that that wouldn’t work, because I’m a man and I’ve got my duties,” he said.

Now it was my turn to laugh. Trudy Carmichael was a lot of things, but the kind of woman who would let someone say that to her was not one of them.

“How hard did she slap you for that?” I asked.

“Not as hard as I wanted to slap her back after,” he said.

“But you didn’t,” I said.

“No. I didn’t,” he said.

“Because…” I said.

“Don’t make me say it,” he said.

“Aww, come on, that’s half the fun,” I taunted.

“I didn’t because I love her. There, you happy?” he said.

“Quite,” I said. I wasn’t sure if Dwight had ever said those words out loud to anyone who wasn’t his family or in his proximity whenever he was listening to his favorite boxer win on the radio.

“I just, I don’t know. I get this going right now, right here before I’m supposed to go to war, and I don’t know what I’m going to do. I want to be the hero everybody wants me to be, I want to make the town, hell, my country proud, but I don’t know if I can do that with this. If I’m worried about making it home to a wife and kid, what if it makes me make the wrong choices over there?” he said.

“You won’t make the wrong choices,” I said.

“How do you know?” he said.

“Because I know you,” I said. “Because you take every situation seriously. Because I can tell you take her seriously. If you love her like you say-”

“I do.”

“-then you’ll do everything you have to do to make it home to her and your child. It’s true, maybe you’ll stay your hand, maybe you won’t do what everyone thinks would make you a hero, but if you make it home and treat her right, you’ll be a hero to the only people it really matters to,” I finished.

He looked me up and down like I might’ve been an escapee from an asylum, but he didn’t say anything.

“When did you get so smart?” he asked.

“What can I say, I was born this way,” I said.

“No, you were born weird,” he said.

“A man can be smart and weird,” I said, trying to puff out my chest and sound terribly important, even if I didn’t entirely feel like a man yet.

“Maybe a man can be both of those and hero enough for both of us?” he said.

“Maybe he can,” I said, trying not to think about what had to happen next.

As if reading my mind, Dwight said, “So… have you told your father yet?”

“No,” I admitted.

“You know what he’s going to say, don’t you?” he asked.

“Of course,” I said.

“And what are you going to say when he does?” he asked.

I straightened myself up, trying to look and feel as strong as I wanted to be, “That I’m a man, and that I’m of age, and that he couldn’t stop me if he wanted to, though his blessing would be nice.”

Some of that was even the truth.

Dwight laughed, “Well, let me know how it goes. And, well, if you have to run, you have to run. Don’t let him stop you from following your destiny. Don’t let him keep you from being a hero too.”

I smiled, though his sentiment was easier said than done.

 

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It was night by the time I got home.

Father, Mother and my little, thirteen-year-old sister, Ruby, were decorating a Christmas tree that he’d cut down from the forest this morning. It was every bit as lopsided and stunted as most trees from the deeper depths of this forest were, but with some lights and glass ornaments it almost looked respectable.

I tried to bring some of Dwight’s strength and arrogance to my proposal to Father. I made my case as persuasively as I could and vowed that I would stay strong. For his part, Father remained quiet through my entire speech, continuing to help the others with the tree, even allowing me to finish. When I had, he calmly walked over to his favorite chair, put his favorite pipe between his lips and lit it up.

“I am impressed that you have put a lot of thought into this matter, and glad that you decided to ask me before doing anything, because you must know how obvious the answer is, son,” he said.

“But-”

He raised a hand, “You’re still too inexperienced and fragile to go to war, and we would be irresponsible guardians if we just let you go making a mistake like that.”

“He’s right, dear,” Mother said.

“But I, I want…”

“You want to be a hero?” Father asked.

Ruby laughed.

“You don’t think I can be a hero?” I challenged her.

“Anyone can be a hero, I just think that’s a piss-poor reason to want to go to war,” she said.

“Language, dear,” Mother chided, before turning back to me. “Though your sister is right.”

“If she wanted to go, you’d let her,” I challenged Father.

He didn’t argue this, “We would, but only because she is more mature than you and has more common sense, but this is not a world that appreciates someone of her condition and standing and so she would never be allowed to do what she could. You, on the other hand, are still young and foolish. We have put too much work and too much time into raising you and training you to let you die in some foolish border skirmish.”

“Some foolish border skirmish? They think this may be the greatest war in human history! Bigger even than the last!”

Father shook his head, “All wars are some foolish border skirmish, or some silly tiff about an ideology. You may not have been around to remember any, but try actually reading some of those books they gave you in school and you may get a better understanding of the matter.”

“But, this is against evil!”

“Says who?” Father proposed.

“Says-”

“Says propaganda,” Father said, enunciating the last word as if slowing it down would give it ample weight. “While I won’t deny that there are some particularly cruel monsters in this conflict, they are hardly anything new. Monsters, like wars, come and go, and it is up to the rest of us to keep our heads low and enjoy our lives while we have them.”

“So you would let them just waltz all over us? You’d just let them take all of our freedom and everything we’ve fought for?” I ask.

“I didn’t say that. If these villains do indeed prove themselves more capable than those of the past have proven, the necessary authorities will see that they get what is coming to them so that the status quo may be maintained,” Father said.

“Don’t you see, though? Those necessary authorities need all the help they can get, and I can help them! You know I could!”

“You could,” Father admitted. “But you also run every risk of dying. Or worse, you could show-”

“I wouldn’t dare,” I said, cutting him off before he could say the unspeakable.

“You wouldn’t dare, you wouldn’t want to, but until you mature you run that risk of losing focus and doing something regrettable,” he said.

“I won’t lose focus,” I said.

“You’ve lost it before,” he said. He was right, but it had been a long time. I was better now.

“I’m a man. I can handle it,” I said.

“No, you’re a boy with dreams of being a man, like all of us were once upon a time. One day you will be a man, and it is my job to make sure you get there. Until then, I cannot let you engage in such a dangerous folly,” he said, completely dismissive.

My strength began to leave. I tried to imagine Dwight by my side, a brother in arms, what he would say, what he would do. Truth be told, he would never find himself in this situation. If he wanted something, he would take it without caring what anyone else would say.

In this situation, that was impossible. Father was an immovable object, and I was hardly an unstoppable force, not like Dwight would be.

“You’re young still,” Father continued. “And if mankind has proven anything, it’s the tendency for war. Another will come along in your time, once you have matured and gained the necessary perspective that will help keep you from getting killed. Then, maybe we’ll talk about you going on one of these heroic crusades. Now are you going to help your mother and sister with the tree, or are you just going to stand there gawking?”

And like that, the argument was done. No raised voices, no raised passions, just his decision finished and over with and no consideration for what I wanted, no, what I needed.

That was it. Roy Potts would never be a hero with a father like this.

No, if Roy Potts wanted to be a hero, he’d have to take Dwight’s advice.

Run.

Politely, I excused myself and went to my room. Once there, though, I was a man possessed. I grabbed the suitcase from beneath my bed, emptying it of all the junk that had collected in it over time, and started packing it with all the clothes from my dresser I could fit. I emptied the cigar box full of coins and wadded up bills I’d earned doing yardwork for the neighbors this past summer, at least thirty dollars, and put it at the bottom of my case.

Sneaking into Father’s room, I also stole one of his revolvers, as well as a handful of bullets. For protection.

I figured that if I started running now, I could make the road and hitch a ride over to Braiwood or Milton’s Mill. In either of those towns I could pick up a bus to Sacramento, where I could enlist. When I got there I would send a package back home with Father’s gun and a note explaining just why I did what I did, and that I was sorry but that this was my destiny. It was possible I would be disowned, or perhaps he would even hunt me down, but I was certain that if I was just given the chance, if he could just see what I was capable of, that everything would be all right, and I would be accepted for what I knew myself to truly be.

A hero.

I snuck out of my window, pulling my coat tight against the bracing cold, and with my suitcase in hand took off running into the forest.

There were clouds enough I knew it would storm soon. Soon enough to make my walk a nightmare, perhaps, but also enough to cover my trail too, I hoped. Fear gripped my heart; this was something I never would have done before, something I never would have dreamed of, but I had never really dreamed before, had I? Never wanted.

This was my time now, and I would make of it what I wanted.

The forest was dark, but unlike most I held no fear of it. The tales of monsters and strange happenings within these woods didn’t scare me. I’d always found them comforting and peaceful in their own, beautiful way. I would keep to these woods, edge my way around the town until I got to the road, and from there, with a little luck, my destiny would await.

I would be a hero.

I could see the lights of nearby houses, and in their way they called to me. They reminded me of what I had back at home, what I could have if I just turned back and listened to my Father. I hadn’t done anything unforgivable yet, I had just given into an impetuous desire.

I could still fix this.

I could still make things as they were.

The home. The warmth of a fireplace. I could practically smell it…

No, that’s not a fireplace.

There was something wrong. A harsh, bad burning smell in the air. Smoke, but not from leaves in someone’s backyard. The forest seemed to know it too, the normally sleeping birds and rodents clearly sensing that something was amiss not too far away. I looked around, stretching my senses, trying to identify its source.

Then I could hear the faint screams.

Changing course, I ran out of the forest to the homes nearby.

It did not take long to find what I was looking for.

It was a two story house, belching smoke into the night sky. The first floor was nearly consumed in flames. Neighbors stood around, baling on water from buckets and hoses, but it was not doing much good. The fire department was nowhere to be seen, but the way people were running in to town told me that they would not get here soon enough. I did not know which family lived here, but I could see them waving a white sheet out of the second floor window as smoke poured out around them. A woman, two children.

They would not last long.

I wanted to laugh. I should have laughed.

It was just too perfect. I wanted to be a hero. I ran off to be a hero. I ran all the way over here, I followed the screams, and the perfect opportunity to be a hero presented itself.

And it had to be with fire!

Fire, the one thing I’d hated and feared as long as I could remember, the one thing that just brings out that primal, animal side of me that I hate to admit still lives inside of me. Of course my opportunity to be a hero would be a fire.

Their screams became more desperate, and I was the only one who could save them.

I ran around the back of the house and found it shy of onlookers, setting my suitcase down at the base of a backyard swing set and putting my coat and shoes with it so nothing bad would happen to them.

Then, as Father said I would, I lost focus.

My body stretched and deformed, arms splitting in half forming four sets of stunted, clawed hands. My body lengthened and expanded, muscles and extra limbs bursting outward as needed, my legs now powerful and bent back at the knees. I twisted my face into some grotesquely monstrous visage that nobody would rightly believe rescued these people.

Stalking over to the house, I leapt up on to the second floor’s sloped roof and broke in a window.

Flame and smoke exploded around me, my skin feeling as if it were on fire, which, for once, it actually was. The smoke singed my lungs, and to compensate I just cut them off for now.

Getting by without breathing was never easy, but I could keep it up for at least ten minutes.

Ten minutes and I’d be out of here, or dead.

Flames licked at my clothing and skin, burning off the former and peeling the latter. Some of the extra limbs I’d grown for protection had already begun to burn through and slough off.

Run away. Get out. Flee. You’re not a hero. You’ll never be a hero. You just run like you always have, run away back home and do what you knew you were going to do the moment you left that house. Go home to Father and apologize and hopefully let all be forgiven. Be what you’ve always been.

I roared in frustration, destroying a flaming chair in the hallway before me.

I have always been a coward. Now I was a hero.

I tore down the hallway, not minding the flames and trying to grow more skin and bone to keep my body safe. I found the room where the screams came from, a towel stuffed under the doorframe to keep the smoke out. The door kicked in easily under one of my powerful legs.

In addition to the woman and the two young girls, there was a father and a younger boy, clearly passed out from the smoke. Those that could looked at me, confused for a moment, then screamed, scrabbling to get out the window that would just drop them into the flames.

There was no time for this.

I made five tentacles with hooked ends burst from my back, wrapping around each of the five. Dropping down onto all my arms and legs, I bounded back down the flaming hall, the family trailing behind me and out the window. We all landed in the backyard in a heap, but aside from some smoke and burns and a few broken bones from our rough landing, they all looked like they would make it.

Clearing my lungs for speech, I croaked, “Get them to Doctor Fallon.”

As an afterthought, I added, “And forget my face.”

The mother looked like she didn’t know what to make of me, other than a charred monster, but the smallest of the little girls looked up at me and smiled.

“Thank you Mr. Monster,” she said, wiping soot-blackened snot from her nose.

I couldn’t drop the monstrous voice, but I did give something of a horrible, toothy smile and said, “You’re welcome…”

“Lois. Lois Todd!” she piped up, barely affected by seeing me.

“You’re welcome, Lois Todd,” I said, patting her on her head despite her mother trying to hold her back. “Stay as strong as you are today, and there’s no telling where life will take you.”

Trying to look strong for the little girl, I walked back to the swing set and gathered my effects, bounding back off into the woods.

Sure I was out of sight, I finally pitched over onto the ground, coughing and vomiting up vile things. I tried sloughing off more of my burned skin, but it may have been too much this time. I was burned bad, inside and out, and what was it Father had always said? Too much fire can kill even us? Was this too much fire, this time?

I coughed violently, curling up at the base of the tree.

This was my first time away from Home, Roy Potts my first human body. If I’d played my cards right, I could get millennia out in this world, going from human body to human body, living dozens, hundreds of lives, experiencing everything this beautiful world had to offer.

But to do that, I had to play things safe. I couldn’t be a hero. I couldn’t take risks, I’d just have to go with the flow and never interfere.

And if that had happened, five people would have died tonight, instead of just one monster with no true body from another world that nobody would miss.

The world wouldn’t miss Roy Potts, and it would miss me even less (though Mother, Father, Ruby and the rest of our kind would mourn me, briefly), but as I watched my body deteriorate into the gray slime that would soon be gray dust that meant my oblivion, I realized none of that mattered.

I was a hero.


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There's something rotten beneath the small town of Prospero, California. For over a century, the town's history has been rich with tales of monsters, miracles and mysterious disappearances in the surrounding woods. It’s a town where everybody has something to hide, especially those who may not be entirely human.

Sixteen-year-old Mina Todd knows about the otherworldly shapeshifters that secretly run Prospero and has dedicated her life to fighting them. Ben Pastor, in town to attend the funeral of his missing childhood friend, Haley Perkins, has never believed any of the strange stories about what happens in Prospero. When Haley turns up alive and well at her own memorial service, Ben and Mina are forced to work together to uncover what happened to her. Though they may not always understand each other, Ben and Mina’s unlikely friendship may very well be the only thing that can save the town, and possibly the world, from its insidious invaders.
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When autumn descends on Prospero, California, Ben Pastor hopes that the normality of the new school year may offer a reprieve from the town’s horrors. Mina Todd knows all too well that there are no reprieves and no normality in Prospero, especially after she starts having crippling, unexplained hallucinations of the dead. But even she can't prepare for what the coming year holds.

On top of the Splinters' brewing civil war threatening to make humanity its battleground, inside the walls of Prospero High, Ben, Mina and their expanding Network must face a Splinter campaign to destroy their friendship, a newly human Haley Perkins struggling to readjust to life after the Warehouse, and a Splinter assassin of untold power picking off human rebels. Ben and Mina’s one hope rests with a mysterious figure hiding in the woods outside of town, a living legend who may know how to stop this dangerous new breed of Splinter. That is, assuming he doesn’t first kill everyone himself.

Coming June 16th, 2015!
The dark history of Prospero is not over.

To learn more, click here to get your copy of Splinters, book 1 of The Prospero Chronicles.

Or here, to pre-order Shards, book 2 of The Prospero Chronicles, available June 16th, 2015.

Or here, to enter to win a free advance copy of Shards.

Or here, for four more free short trips to Prospero!

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Four More Trips to Prospero, Part 1: Miracle Fever

5/3/2015

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In honor of the upcoming release of Shards, book 2 of The Prospero Chronicles, we're reaching back into Prospero's twisted past to bring you four more short stories of everyone’s favorite Splinter-infested small town!

(Click here for the first four trips to Prospero)

To kick things off, we’re going back to the very beginning.

The Prospero Chronicles:
Miracle Fever

By F.J.R. Titchenell

Clarence - 1851


Mama didn’t cry until they pulled Edgar out of the rocks and he coughed out a breath of that glittering quartz and gold dust.

We didn’t come out west for the gold, she’d kept on saying, all the while he was down there, working to blast through the rock, all the while he was trapped there by the rocks that got blasted wrong, waiting to be dug out.

We came for the opportunity.

A lady alone could have a respectable business out west, same as a man, she’d heard. Nobody could tell her she couldn’t, no more than they could tell all those men, women and children from all over the world to stop digging in the riverbeds. The west was free for the taking, for everyone.

The riverbeds had been all but picked clean before she could plan our escape, most of the gold left worth finding buried deep in the rock. That wouldn’t matter, she promised us. Let the fools and the madmen and the big, rich mining companies with their blasting equipment go dig up the gold. We’d give them a nice comfortable place to spend as much as they could find.

Best of all, Pa would need a blessed divining rod to find us.

Edgar and I had no complaints with that plan. We got out of Kansas in the night with five horses, all the cash from the box under Pa and Mama’s bed, and all the good lace and china from grandma. We sold everything to join a guided party out to California, and when we settled in Prosperous, we were able to buy an old farmhouse for less than the cost of the boards it was made out of. There was hardly so much as a trickle of water running through the wooded hills of Prosperous unless it was raining, which was often, but there was quartz, jagged cliffs of it, and quartz meant gold. The prospectors were just beginning to be starved out of the goldfields and had started founding towns like Prosperous around the quartz hills, making it harder for the farmers in what had been unnamed wilderness to keep a claim on their land and livestock, but for the hospitality business, we were right on time.

Miners were so desperate for a warm, dry place to sleep and so ready to throw their money into their ventures to make it back later that we hardly had to fix the place up before we started making our investment back. She put Edgar and me to work on building extra rooms, and by summer we had the biggest, busiest boarding house in town and twenty-odd of the wives and children of the miners working for us as maids, cooks and bartenders.

The Golden Featherbed, Mama named the place, and liked to joke that a featherbed made of gold wouldn’t do much of a job of keeping you warm at night, but people flocked to mention of gold just the same.

Only problem was those miners. That is, the stories they brought in with them.

Edgar was older, with two years between us, almost nineteen, and like Mama, he always had his eye on the horizon, only for him the horizon was down the dress of a particular maid named Edith.

The gold wasn’t going to last forever, he told Mama, not even in the hills, and the miners weren’t either. Maybe Prosperous would keep on thriving enough from all the folks putting down roots there to keep the Golden Featherbed alive, but it wouldn’t be the way it was now. He needed to build a life for himself, and he couldn’t spend it shingling roofs, making beds, and breaking up bar fights in his Mama’s place. He had to get all the start-up money of his own that could be gotten while the getting was good, and that meant going down in those mines himself.

The miners would boast to each other in the dining room about unearthing nuggets as big as their fists, about how they were going to make enough in a year to retire for two lifetimes. Edgar was going to dig up his and Edith’s retirement, and there was nothing Mama could say to talk him out of it.

The day we heard the news about the cave-in, Mama called him a damn fool, sent me to watch the bar, and didn’t leave her office and her ledgers all day except to check on the kitchen staff.

Her face looked harder than the cliffs in the woods, the way Pa could make it unbreakable to spite him. It was like Prosperous itself, our glittering refuge, had snapped its belt across her cheek.

For two weeks, we waited that way. No, I waited. Mama already knew he was gone, and after the first week, I should have known it to.

Now the rescue teams that gave up hope of finding anything but bodies after a few days, and could only be persuaded to keep searching for those for so long because it was the shortest route back to the vein of gold the trapped miners had been cutting into, were running through the streets shouting about magic and angels in the Prosperous forests, and Mama was crying streams of dust-blackened tears and hugging Edgar, kneeling in the mounds of loose rock.

Other parents, wives, children and friends were stumbling through the mounds to the miners, shrieking, crying, laughing. The word “witchcraft” passed between a few bystanders, and a pair of women, someone’s sisters or daughters, held each other by the hands, sobbing and exclaiming to each other and everyone passing, “Miracle! Praise God, it’s a miracle!”

Edith was at work cleaning the rooms when it happened and didn’t catch up until the commotion of the people running down the trails from the mines to the town proper shouting the news became too much for the dead to ignore.

The crowd of people stumbling across the rocks was so much that I knew I couldn’t get close to Edgar and Mama if I tried, so I was standing by the outcroppings on the other side of the trail, watching, numb from the sudden good news I’d been hanging on hearing. Edith called out to Edgar and Mama when she couldn’t reach them, and Mama turned Edgar’s head toward her to show he was regaining consciousness.

Edith found her father among the rescuing diggers, pushed through the lines of people waiting to shake their hands, and threw her arms around him in a shower of thanks.

Edgar himself hardly seemed to understand what was happening. He rested in Mama’s arms more like a child pretending to sleep than a person who had been without food, water or fresh air for a fortnight. Sometimes he would lift his head straight up and open his eyes, fresher than the morning, and look around with a grin of wonder.

The sun and trees must look beautiful after long enough in the ground.

As some of the miners’ families began to shepherd them down the trail toward homes, beds, water, Dr. Anderson’s office, there was room to get closer.

Edgar’s wondering eyes found me and widened with delighted recognition, as though I had grown a foot since he’d last seen me. When they found Edith, he got up and stumbled to her through the rocks, falling and getting up like a baby deer, held her so tightly it looked painful, and kissed her in front of half the town.

Most were in such a celebrating mood that they cheered like at a wedding, especially when Edith’s father embraced them both. I watched with Mama, who wiped at her tears before she let me help her up.

Far under her breath, “miracle” was the word she chose too.

 

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“Are you going back down?”

I waited until after Edgar’s turn being checked over by Dr. Anderson. I waited until Edith and her father had gone to their room for the night, later than usual under the joking pretense of Edith finishing the work she’d left to witness the miracle.

I was willing to wait for Edgar to get a good night’s sleep as well, but even when we dressed for bed at nearly eleven at night, exhaustion didn’t seem to be making any claim on him, and I needed to know.

Mama and Edith had asked him already, but they had only been able to in front of all the other miners, curious neighbors, and even a man from the California Star who was in Prosperous to report on the progress of the mining and soon began interviewing as many of the survivors and witnesses of the cave-in rescue as would let him get a word in.

Edgar had told them no. He also told them he didn’t think he’d ever be able to blow his lantern out at night again, with a big smile at the reporter. I’d been the one living with Mama’s silence while we waited to know he was dead, I’d been the one telling the staff that the Golden Featherbed and all of them would survive either way, and I’d be the one doing it again if it came to that. I needed to know if he was serious.

After washing off the dirt, Edgar looked as though he’d never been gone. He had hardly wasted at all and looked as strong as ever, stronger than I was by half, and he didn’t have a scratch or bruise from the falling rocks. Not even his fingernails were broken. He stretched out on his cot in our room as though he had never felt anything so soft and ran his hands back and forth endlessly over the seams of the quilt.

“Are you?” I repeated when I began to wonder if he had heard me.

“What am I?” Edgar lifted his attention to me.

“Are you going back into the mines?”

“Never.” Edgar sat straight upright, looking as close to as frightened as that cave-in should have made him as he had since being rescued. 

More than the relief of not having to worry about another harrowing wait like the last two weeks, it was a relief to see a response out of him at all other than his giddiness over being back in the world. The day had been stranger than the days before it, and it hardly felt real.

“Promise?” I asked.

“Clarence, I scarcely know why I wanted to be there in the first place.”

I might have thought this a comforting thing to hear if I’d imagined it. Hearing it aloud didn’t convince me of his honesty.

“Did you realize Edith might prefer you alive than dead with a king’s ransom of a homestead to your name?” I tried convince myself that was all there was to know.

Edgar didn’t smile until I did. Then he laughed too hard.

“She did say something like that,” he agreed when his breath returned.

There was a soft, hurried knock at the door from our small common living space, connected to Mama’s room.

“Boys, are you awake?”

She had to know by Edgar’s braying.

“Come in,” I answered her.

If he was lying, another argument like the ones they were having before the cave-in would at least goad the truth out of him.

Mama swept into the room in her dressing gown, her frizzy brown hair flying loose, and sat cross-legged between our cots.

“I have a clever plan,” she announced.

The trials of the day and the weeks before it were already rolling off her as everything always did. This was the Mama we knew and liked best, the one who found us reasons to be away from the house when we were small, the one who told us everything would be good someday whether Pa liked it or not, the one who always knew what to do.

“It’s a plan for you and Edith,” she turned to Edgar. “And for all of us, I won’t lie. I know you wanted to do this on your own, but hear me out.”

She added these words from recent experience, not because Edgar was showing her anything less than earnest interest now.

“You would only have to stay a few years. Maybe months would be enough, but you could set yourself up best if you get everything you can out of the rush while it lasts. You said it yourself. You can marry her when things settle down, or sooner if you want. There’ll be a room for the two of you here as long as you want it. And you won’t have to go back in the mines to make a bigger fortune than any of them risking their necks.”

She paused and looked to me for hints to explain Edgar’s lack of resistance. I shrugged, and she went on to meat of her proposal.

“Honey, from now on, you can be the gold mine.”

 

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It was a surprise to no one that Mama’s plan turned out to be exactly as clever as she promised.

By morning, she’d re-lettered every sign with her own hands, and the Golden Featherbed became Miracle Manor, and by a week after the rescue teams broke through, more reporters followed the lucky first one from the Star. Miner families from towns twenty miles away made the trek to see what the papers had dubbed The Miracle Mine. And every one of them came to Miracle Manor first. The ones we had room for stayed their nights, and the ones who didn’t stayed long enough to hear Edgar tell his story (for an extra dollar a head and the cost of drinks besides), and pick up a pamphlet on the wonders of the mine and how to find it (fifty cents), or follow one of the tour groups Edgar led personally to the mouth of the mine, but no further, to touch the rocks and whisper to each other of the power they could feel (five dollars).

A few of the other miners who’d survived the cave-in started trying to make a buck off their stories too, from anyone who would listen, but the other miners didn’t have Mama.

She had us all working on the flyers for Miracle Manor’s new rates and amenities and littering the town with them, the prettiest and handsomest maids and barkeeps handing them out wherever there was choked traffic. The Experience Lounge, the room she repurposed for Edgar’s performances recounting his survival story was curtained to be dark as a mineshaft even during noon matinees, except for Edgar’s lantern, and people left exclaiming that they could hear the picking of the faraway rescue team. She sat in on one show a day to give Edgar suggestions on embellishments, and she once had to pay Sheriff Auklee a fifteen dollar fine when she tried to nail a plaque for the Miracle Manor onto the town welcome sign, accidentally knocked the last two letters off of “Prosperous,” and they had to be patched back on with a plank of wood that would probably blow down in the next storm.

We made the fine back twenty times over that night.

Edgar got to keep ninety percent of the profits from the show and the tours to save up, the other ten and the extra business he brought the boarding house itself would let Mama die a rich woman even if Prosperous was mined clean and abandoned within a month, and give me a solid start whenever I was ready to move on as well.

When or how that would happen, I didn’t know. I wasn’t the one who knew how to make things happen, like Mama, or the one things always happened for, like Edgar. Even if I were ever lucky enough to have a story about a miracle to tell, I wouldn’t be able to tell it the way he could, with a voice that could fill a saloon, a steady smile when the time was right, and a breathless pause just the right length when a smile wouldn’t fit.

No pretty girl was ever going to beg her father to dig me out of a rockslide for her.

There was more worrying me than the fact that all the money in the world wouldn’t buy me the first idea about what to do with it, though.

It started with three patrons, a man so old it looked like it was taking a small miracle of his own to keep him on his feet, a woman who could have been his granddaughter with smooth hair and hands that definitely had not been working any job in a mining town for long, and a man with hair longer and skin paler than hers, whose age I couldn’t guess any better than somewhere between forty and seventy.

They crowded around the front desk together while I was checking people in and selling tickets.

“We need to speak with Edgar Hopkins,” the woman began sweetly, pushing one of the Miracle Manor flyers across the desk.

“Three dollars for the three of you for the eight o’clock Miracle Mine Experience,” I rang them up. “Will you be staying in the Manor?”

“No,” she giggled. “I mean we need to see him privately.”

“We haaave some questions,” the black-haired man said in an accent so strange I wasn’t sure at the first that he was speaking English, “about his escaaaaping.”

Prosperous was full of immigrants, looking for the gold same as folk from back East. He didn’t look or sound like he could be family to anyone I’d ever seen before, but Mama always said that one person’s money was just as good as another, so I didn’t take too much time trying to figure where he was from. The routine was the same.

“The Experience includes his whole story,” I assured them, “but private Experiences are fifty dollars for groups of less than that. Unless you’re with one of the papers?”

“Yes,” said the woman immediately. “We’re with the Prosperous Chronicle. We’d like an interview with Edgar to headline our first issue.”

Oh. A startup local paper. Represented by three people I’d never seen before in this very small town. It could have been be a great opportunity or a clear scam, and I knew Mama wouldn’t trust me to handle telling the difference.

No, that wasn’t true. Worse than that, she would trust me to handle it, and I’d find a way to handle it wrong, no question about it.

“I see. You’re going to have to talk to the owner. I’ll get someone to find her.”

“Is this soooo necessary?” the foreign man asked.

“Thank you,” the woman said. “We’ll wait.”

The elderly man nodded dreamily beside her.

I picked up the cowbell we’d repurposed from the Manor’s farmhouse days and shook it to signal for assistance.

Edith burst in from the dining room doors before the bell’s hammer had struck twice, worrying her apron with both hands and sweating in spite of the cool mist outside. The kitchen must have been in chaos.

“Take the register?” I asked. It was hardly a break, with the line newly growing for the evening performance, but it had to be more peaceful than whatever she had just come from. I gestured to the line with the three strangers at the head of it, and her already wide eyes widened further at the sight of them. “I need to find-”

“I have to talk to you.” She let go of her apron to clutch my elbow instead and pull, meaning to drag me into the first story office behind the desk then and there.

Her tone was so startlingly desperate that I wanted nothing more than to follow wherever she wanted to drag me and hear exactly what I could do to help her, but family business was a hard habit to fight.

“We have a line,” I whispered back, nodding at them.

“Rose!” Edith shouted toward the dining room without letting go of my arm. “Rose!” she took the bell from me and shook it hard. “Reception!”

Rose answered the call, calmly bewildered and wiping butter off her fingers, not an escapee from a short-staffed kitchen at all.

“Thank you!” Edith exclaimed, handing Rose the bell and pulling me farther away from the desk.

“We’ll be back in a moment,” I told the three strangers and Rose as apologetically as I could while following Edith, without stopping to worry until the office door was latched behind us how many talkative neighbors had now seen me retreating someplace private with my brother’s fiancée in a peculiar manner.

Too late to be helped now.

“What’s the matter?”

Edith let go of me to light the office lantern and held it close in front of her like a shield against the long shadows it cast behind the furniture.

“What did those people want?” she asked.

“Edgar, same as everybody,” I answered, more bitterly than I meant it.

“Same as everybody, or different?”

There was no denying their strangeness.

“They wanted a private interview,” I said. “Or a private something. Why?”

She put her eye close against the crack in the door, trying to watch the strangers’ dealings with Rose.

“Edith, why?”

She looked at me.

“Edgar isn’t himself.”

I’d been having similar thoughts in what time I’d spent with Edgar since the cave-in, which hadn’t been much. Between shows and tours, he was either walking or playing cards with Edith or drinking until he couldn’t do either.

“He nearly died,” I told her what I’d told myself. “He was buried alive. He’s good at pretending it’s all a show now, but he’ll need time to feel safe again.”

“No,” said Edith with a firm shake of her head. “I mean he isn’t Edgar Hopkins. He isn’t your brother. He isn’t the same person who went into that mine.”

I almost called her hysterical. There was little else that talk could be. But I wanted to know if she could tell me a reason for how the understanding Edgar and I had always had since we were children no longer seemed to exist.

A reason other than that she had taken up the time he had for me before.

“How do you know?” I asked.

“When we’re alone, he...” she looked over both shoulders as if eavesdroppers might have materialized in the dark office since we’d been there. “He didn’t used to be this way. We did things before, some things, when we could get privacy enough, but...” she was fighting tears and winning, barely. “It’s all he wants to do now, and it’s different. When I try to talk to him... he hates me. He hides it, but I know.”

She had more to go on than I had of late, but I had been hoping for something solid. She saw my disappointment and shook her head, the hints of tears disappearing.

“It’s not only how he acts. His body, it isn’t human. Sometimes I see him bend in ways people can’t, and once I saw him cut himself on a glass he broke, he didn’t know I was looking, and I saw the blood flow back into him!”

She peered back through the crack in the door, and I looked over her head at slits of the silhouettes of the strangers still haggling with Rose.

“I went to see Mr. Arkham,” Edith said. “I used to help tutor his daughter, and he was in that mine with Edgar for two weeks. I thought he could help me understand what happened to him there, but I haven’t been able to find him anywhere, not for days, and when I first went to his house, those three were just leaving it!” she pointed past the closed door at the strangers. “Have you seen any of the men who were rescued today? Because I can’t find any of them!”

I thought hard and suddenly couldn’t remember running into any of them all morning, not Mr. Cartwright or Mr. Hardwick, who always broke their fast at the Manor.

“No,” I said. I said, uncomfortable. “You think those reporters have been doing something to them?”

“I’m certain,” said Edith.

“And they’re looking for my brother right now!” I finished.

The strangers had left the desk by the time I ran back out of the office, Edith rushing to keep up with me.

“I told you,” she whispered, “that’s not your brother.”

“Where did the reporters go?” I asked Rose.

“They’re in the Experience Lounge.” She pointed. “With Mrs. Hopkins.”

I followed her direction.

“You told me he’s different,” I said to Edith along the way. “That doesn’t mean he’s not my brother. If those people are looking for all the survivors of the mine, they might know what happened. And if they know what happened, they might know how to fix it, but it’s not by letting him disappear, if that’s what happens to the ones they find!”

“I want him back too!” Edith reproached me. “I only wanted you to understand, if we can’t fix this, your mother wants to make the wedding a public event, she wants to do it as one of the Experiences, and I can’t, I can’t do it, but I don’t know what I’ll-”

I stopped long enough to turn to look at her.

“My mother will understand,” I promised. “I know she wouldn’t have suggested it if she didn’t think the wedding was going to happen anyway. Nobody will make you stay with him if you don’t want to, and no one will threaten your job. Not her.”

I opened the door to the Experience Lounge too late to stop when Edith said, softly,

“She’s not what I’m afraid of.”

Mama and Edgar sat at the edge of the stage where he told his story twice a day, speaking with the three strangers who shared one of the small tables closest to it.

I turned back toward the front desk. There was no way to keep everyone in the Experience Lounge from hearing without backing suspiciously out of the room again, but I said it only as loudly as I had to for Rose to hear me over the line in front of her.

“Have someone fetch Sheriff Auklee.”

The three strangers turned to look at us, though without acknowledging my words.

“You are the younger Mr. Hopkins?” the foreign man greeted me cheerfully. “Why did you not say? And am I meeting the younger Mrs. Hopkins to be? We were just to discuss an opportunity for your Edgar!”

“An opportunity for this bunch to steal him away,” Mama corrected with the friendly shit-rejecting way she kept for negotiations. “But we’ll see if they have any ideas worth considering.”

Edgar smiled and nodded, without that easy way he had in his shows, looking as if he would have preferred to be anywhere else, which was strange even by recent standards. Ever since the mine, he’d had nothing but patience for all Mama’s arrangements for his success.

“If you could just give us a few more minutes to work out the details,” said the woman, “Perhaps we’ll all be celebrating by dinnertime.”

My stomach was making uncomfortable rotations. I had never done anything like this before, almost accusing three people of murder, while asking them for help, never mind while Mama was trying to have a business meeting with them. Maybe I’d barged in too quickly. What was I planning to say?

“A matter of fact,” I started, “we had some questions about-”

That was when Edith picked up a glass from one of the tables and threw it at Edgar.

The glass shattered against his skull, leaving a red web of cuts on his forehead, but only for a few seconds.

Exactly the way Edith had described, the blood only dribbled a few inches down his face before retreating back under his skin, which healed over as if it had never been broken.

Edgar stood up from the stage and stepped sideways toward the exit, with a shrug for the three strangers, the shrug of a child caught stealing cookies, but with even more than Edgar’s grown up cockiness.

“Do you believe me?” Edith turned to me and demanded. She didn’t wait for my answer before throwing the next glass at the foreign man, producing the same unbleeding result.

I couldn’t disbelieve any of what she’d said she’d seen, anything about how strange a thing was happening, but Edgar gone completely, that I couldn’t believe. He was changed, but he was right before us, and these people meant to hurt him.

The elderly man stood.

“Locusta,” he addressed Edgar in a voice too clear for his body’s feebleness, and Edgar acknowledged him with a half-bow as though he recognized the name.

“Abner,” he answered, in a voice made by Edgar’s throat, but with a woman’s lilt.

“Locusta,” repeated the old man, Abner, “we can still do this quietly. There’s no reason to disturb this poor town.”

Edgar laughed, a feminine laugh, taking another step toward the door.

Edith was still throwing glasses.

“Where is the real Edgar?” she shouted between throws. “Tell me how to find him!”

The strangers ignored her as if she were an irritating downpour of rain.

Soon she worked her way to a bottle that was only half empty of whiskey. It broke against the table the strangers had been sharing, splashing all three. She picked up one of the kerosene lanterns next, lit for the occasion of the meeting, and held it high.

This caught their attention, causing all three to raise their hands defensively, and the foreign man to swing the back of his fist at her.

She was too far from him to reach, but his arm stretched after her like taffy and wrapped around her wrist, shaking her until the lantern slipped to the floor.

“You understand noooothing!” he scolded her, dragging his vowels even longer than his odd usual manner in anger. “You will make us act in too much rush now!”

His expression changed to confusion and then concern while he held her wrist, as though the feel of it was something unexpected. She tried to pull away from him, and I reached to pull her by the shoulders to help, but the foreign man dragged her past my reach and close enough for him to put his unstretched hand on her belly.

“It is from after,” he said. It didn’t sound like a question.

“What was?” Edith asked, defensive.

“Your child is from after the mine,” said the foreign man. “For this I am sorry.”

His unstretched hand changed, sharpened to the shape of an enormous straight razor, and cut her once across the belly, once across the throat, before he dropped her on the floor, her blood flowing endlessly outward and never back.

Mama was across the room and back with her shotgun from under the Experience Lounge bar before Edith hit the ground, and put a shell of buckshot in the foreign man.

The insides of his brain were only slightly slower to go back where they belonged than his trickles of blood had been.

And then started again, when the second shell struck the same target.

Abner stepped over Edith’s body and broke into a run, not at Mama, who was hurrying to reload, but at Edgar, who sprinted for the door, faster than I’d ever seen Edgar move.

Abner’s decrepit body was keeping pace with him somehow, weaving through and over the tables, limbs stretching and twisting into whatever shapes would bring him closer to Edgar with the dry sound of breaking wood, shapes no person could take, and I had to do something.

I had to do something.

I picked up the nearest lantern and threw it at Abner.

The glass shattered and the kerosene spilled in a blazing stream down one of his legs.

He fell and screamed, the flesh under his charring trouser leg melting like a combination of burning pork rinds and tallow.

“Thank you, little brother!” Edgar laughed in that strange, female tone, before escaping out the door.

When the foreign man’s face returned to its oddly angled usual shape, it searched the room and took a horrified expression.

“Where is Juuulia?”

Abner shook his head gravely from where he had fallen. His leg was regrowing as well, though slowly.

“There will be nooooo telling what she will be when we are next finding her!”

“No, there won’t,” said the woman, patting the foreign man’s arm soothingly with the beginning of a smile. “But at least we know who Abner will be.”

She grinned at the man newly entering the room, stepping sideways to block his view of Edith’s body.

“Good afternoon, Sheriff Auklee,” she said.

Abner struggled to his feet.

“Yes, good afternoon,” he shook the Sheriff’s hand, his trouser leg still smoking. “We’re so glad you’re here. Something terrible has happened at the Miracle Mine.”

“Wait!” Mama and I protested at once.

The Sheriff looked back at us, but when the woman smiled at him again, he seemed to forget why he had looked back at all and followed Abner out toward the tour trail.

“You do not know what you have unleashed on this poor nowhere.” The foreign man shook his head at me.

“And they never will, Alexei,” said the woman.

She was wresting the gun from Mama’s hands, and Mama was hardly stopping her. Her face had gone empty and faraway, and when she shook herself out of whatever daydream had taken her, she ran to wrap her arms around me, without looking at the gun or the strangers, as if she had forgotten every danger they had shown themselves to pose.

“My boy, my only boy,” Mama muttered near my ear. “I was so worried about you.”

Before I could correct her, the woman looked at me, and nothing existed but her sweet smile.

When I could see the broken glass and the dead woman on the floor, I could not for the life of me say how they had gotten there.



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There's something rotten beneath the small town of Prospero, California. For over a century, the town's history has been rich with tales of monsters, miracles and mysterious disappearances in the surrounding woods. It’s a town where everybody has something to hide, especially those who may not be entirely human.

Sixteen-year-old Mina Todd knows about the otherworldly shapeshifters that secretly run Prospero and has dedicated her life to fighting them. Ben Pastor, in town to attend the funeral of his missing childhood friend, Haley Perkins, has never believed any of the strange stories about what happens in Prospero. When Haley turns up alive and well at her own memorial service, Ben and Mina are forced to work together to uncover what happened to her. Though they may not always understand each other, Ben and Mina’s unlikely friendship may very well be the only thing that can save the town, and possibly the world, from its insidious invaders.
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When autumn descends on Prospero, California, Ben Pastor hopes that the normality of the new school year may offer a reprieve from the town’s horrors. Mina Todd knows all too well that there are no reprieves and no normality in Prospero, especially after she starts having crippling, unexplained hallucinations of the dead. But even she can't prepare for what the coming year holds.

On top of the Splinters' brewing civil war threatening to make humanity its battleground, inside the walls of Prospero High, Ben, Mina and their expanding Network must face a Splinter campaign to destroy their friendship, a newly human Haley Perkins struggling to readjust to life after the Warehouse, and a Splinter assassin of untold power picking off human rebels. Ben and Mina’s one hope rests with a mysterious figure hiding in the woods outside of town, a living legend who may know how to stop this dangerous new breed of Splinter. That is, assuming he doesn’t first kill everyone himself.

Coming June 16th, 2015!

The dark history of Prospero is not over.

To learn more, click here to get your copy of Splinters, book 1 of The Prospero Chronicles.

Or here, to pre-order Shards, book 2 of The Prospero Chronicles, available June 16th, 2015.

Or here, for four more free short trips to Prospero!


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Fi's Five Favorite Male Action Heroes #1: Michael Westen (Burn Notice)

5/2/2015

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(Click the links to read Favorite Male Action Hero #5, #4, #3, #2, and Fi’s Five Favorite Female Action Heroes)

"My name is Michael Westen. I used to be a spy."

Before every other drama on TV started feeling the need to begin with someone announcing "My name is blank. I blank," this was the beautifully succinct and provocative short version of Michael's circumstances, given in the opening credits of every episode.

If you haven't seen the show, here are the basics:

Michael, as previously mentioned, used to be a spy. He was fired and blacklisted ("burned") by the CIA due to interference by insider enemies unknown, and dumped in Miami with what remains of his dysfunctional birth family.


With the help of his ex-IRA on-again-off-again girlfriend, Fiona,

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(Why does everyone jump to the DreamWorks princess instead of here when learning to pronounce my name? Why?!)
And his ex-navy best friend, Sam,
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Michael sets to work unraveling the conspiracy that burned him, and sets up an unofficial business helping people in need of his rather extraordinary skill set in the meantime.

Burn Notice is a lot of things. It's a story about obsession and revenge, and about Michael's decent and heroic nature being tested against the moral grayness inherent in the life he loves. It's a complicated and protracted love story, a team caper comedy on occasion, and a concentrated, over-the-top fantasy of spy cool-factor. And it manages to be all these things successfully and simultaneously.

Michael's a genius, intensively trained and one of the best in his field. He's a physical force to be reckoned with in a fight,

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Sorry, boys, no objectification intended on this list of badass characters, but it’s improbably difficult to find screencaps of Michael’s many instances of fighting with his shirt on. And since we’re here… damn.
And he uses guns and explosives and all the spectacle allowed by a pretty impressive TV stunt budget, but what makes him special is his intelligence, creativity, body of knowledge, and talent for lying. He can be anyone, assume any accent and subtle or unsubtle set of mannerisms, talk or fight his way out of any situation with the most minimal of resources, and there's a Sherlock Holmes-esque satisfaction to watching him work.

This is a guy who once foiled a bank robbery, as a hostage, by pretending to be a doctor, sabotaging a gun to put one of the robbers in need of said doctor's skills to get himself in on the conversation, and spinning a tale of the robbers’ imaginary enemies so terrifying that one well-placed explosion set by his friends outside sends them into full retreat.

He's a guy who infiltrated a group of criminals by impersonating a dorky methhead in order to be underestimated.

He's a guy who once convinced a criminal that he was the devil. The actual devil. With nothing but a snazzy red shirt, a few more well-timed explosions, and pure, icy, unflappable confidence.

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And those aren't even event episodes.

He's a guy who eventually makes hardened bad guys back off by calling them on the phone with that same simple line.

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"My name is Michael Westen."
Bad guys take a step back.
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"Yeah. THAT Michael Westen."
And after so many seasons of watching him destroy people like these before breakfast, over and over again, this isn't pushing things. Really, there's no other way they could react. That's how good he is.

And like only the best of genius characters and characters with want-to-be-them cool abilities, the serious problems with what it's like to be Michael are explored deeply, while never completely crushing that want-to-be-him fantasy.


One of the trademarks of the show is Michael's voiceover explanations of the strategy and psychology of everything he does, and depending on the tone of the scene, the narration can go from a casual school lecture on gun safety to a diary page, all in Michael's eerily controlled, detached voice. It's a technique that rarely works onscreen, but the cerebral nature of what Michael does demands an avenue of explanation, and Michael's pokerface makes a direct window into his head necessary for the audience. The narration serves both purposes.


Michael doesn't have the social awkwardness or anxiety of many Holmes-inspired archetypes, but he has the opposite problem. His practice treating people as assets or marks has given him something close to a learned form of sociopathy that strains all of his close relationships, even though he's capable of putting on flawless charm on a superficial level. The same inhuman level of obsessive focus that allowed him to become as skilled as he his also prevents him from sparing any attention for what normal people find important, to the point where even his fellow action hero lifers can't tolerate it indefinitely.

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His love for the "legitimate" spy life he lost is enough to make him try to overlook the corruption in the branches that begin entertain the possibility of taking him back as the series progresses.

Along with the espionage intrigue and the psycho-of-the-week adventures, the show is about Michael's struggle to balance what he loves with whom he loves and what he stands for.

In his first episode, after escaping from the enemies the CIA abandoned him to when burning him, Michael's voiceover monologue explains why fighting for the little guy is for suckers. Even in his perpetually even inner voice, it's a very practiced rationalization, and by the end of the episode, he's teaching a school kid how to fight off bullies and smiling to himself as he watches him do it. Like the best pilots, that's a snapshot of exactly the kind of story you're getting into.


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