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Fi's Five Favorite Fictional Beginnings #1: Up / Frozen

1/28/2014

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(Click the links to read Favorite Fictional Beginning #2, #3, #4, and #5)

Yeah, we've got a tie in the top spot this month. I couldn't give them whole separate entries, because they're so similar in what makes them special, but I simply couldn't choose either.

If you haven't seen them, here's how they go:

Up starts us off in the childhood of Carl Fredricksen, the cranky old man of the main timeline of the story.
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He meets his adventurous and exuberant wife, Ellie, when they're both kids, and she shows him the scrapbook she plans to fill with her life full of adventures.

Then we get a wordless musical montage that could have been one hell of a short in its own right of the two of them growing up and growing old together.

They get married, decorate their first house with a cute little nursery...

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...Cry in a fertility doctor's office, brush themselves off, carry on loving being together, and finally,
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Carl visits Ellie in the hospital… and then her empty bed.

Just like that, we know him, we know why he wants to fly his house to South America (the big adventure spot he and Ellie never made it to), and a character who could have come off as nothing but an unpleasant and crazy old man is already loveable.

In Frozen, we start with the two sisters, Elsa and Anna, as children, playing with Elsa's winter magic.

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Elsa accidentally hits Anna with it while trying to make a snow drift for her to land in. Anna almost dies and has her memories of magic removed, and Elsa is warned to hide her gift from everyone, especially Anna, for her own protection.

Then, because this one's a musical, instead of a regular montage, we get a full musical number, "Do You Want To Build a Snowman?", in which Anna tries to coax Elsa out of her room over and over as they grow up apart, going from a restless kid sister missing her only playmate, to a teenager whose parents have just died, desperate to reach out to her only remaining family.

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That's how the sequence ends, with the sisters on opposite sides of a door, Elsa surrounded by ice, Anna in funeral wear asking once more, for lack of anything more constructive to say, "Do you want to build a snowman?"

Okay, on to some analysis, before I start crying again.

Obviously, they're both gorgeous mini-tearjerkers, which I love, and which Disney/Pixar does like no one else. They also both set up the essentials of backstory more efficiently and organically and with a heavier impact than could be done through snippets of later dialogue, and then get us right to the here and now story.

And as a novelist, they both make me jealous.

That's right, they both commit the cinematic equivalent of that cardinal sin, a flashback in the first chapter, and they both pull it off beautifully.

Was this device just ruined for novelists by excessive incompetent use? Maybe. I've read plenty of awful examples, but on the other hand, we don't meet school aged Harry Potter until the second chapter of the series and are none the worse for it.

Is it inherently harder to do well in a book? That may be too. It notoriously takes less time to convey story essentials onscreen, eating up less attention span.

In any case, these openings will always fascinate me as that special trick never to be attempted.


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Book Review: Insurgent

1/25/2014

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Book Review:
Insurgent (Divergent, Book 2)
Katherine Tegan Books, 2012

B-

****Book 1 Spoilers Ahead****

(Click here to read my review of Divergent)

The Basics:

With their home factions decimated and scattered by the onset of the war, Tris, Tobias, and their few allies are shuffled back and forth between the other factions and the factionless population, looking for any chance of organized resistance against the Erudite faction and their megalomaniacal leader, Jeanine.

The Downside:

A lot more talk, a lot less of the action that made the first one so enjoyable in its way. Tris and Tobias spend most of the book arguing, usually without making much progress on their issues or anything else. The minor characters' drama comes into the spotlight too but manages to make them only slightly more distinct than they were in the first book, and even more time is spent on political intrigue, the intriguing parts of which depend heavily on suspense (what's outside the fence?!) that isn't particularly suspenseful to any existing fan of sci-fi.

The Upside:

There are parts of the increased character focus that do work. Tris's PTSD from the first book is not shaken off lightly, and her slow recovery arc into accepting being alive is a highlight. The breakdown of faction lines, while doing nothing to make most characters more memorable, does stop them from being as pigeonholed. The unsettling message that smart people are the bad guys and reckless hotheads are the good guys isn't completely gone, but the idea that all factions are made up of good and bad people who interpret their ideals differently gets through a little better. There's still quite a bit of bold and vivid action to go around, and the general chaotic feel of the storylines and exposition is also the feel of a transitional chapter, setting up the finale, which I'm looking forward to diving into.


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Fi's Five Favorite Fictional Beginnings #2: Scream

1/21/2014

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(Click the links to read Favorite Fictional Beginning #3, #4, and #5)

Scream already made my list of favorite works of metafiction, and I hinted there at the awesomeness of this opening. It fully earns a spot here too.

Last week, with Romeo and Juliet, I talked about an opening that lulls us into a light mood before the weight of the story slams down on us. This week we've got one that hits the ground running in the best way.

If you somehow haven't seen it, Scream is the original meta slasher movie, picking apart the conventions of the genre as they were at the time while being an effective and terrifying entry in its own right.

This opening establishes both sides of that equation in minutes.

****Spoiler Alert****

Yes, if you're completely innocent of Scream, even talk of the opening sequence has spoilers.

We open on Casey Becker (Drew Barrymore), at home alone making popcorn.

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She gets a call from a stranger who claims to have the wrong number but keeps calling back to talk to her. He starts out charming, and they small talk about horror movies for a while.

Then he starts dropping hints that he can see her, getting her progressively more freaked out until revealing that he has her boyfriend, Steve, tied up on her porch.

Then there’s this:

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Ghostface: I want to play a game
This was pre-Saw, by the way.

They play horror movie trivia, Casey loses, and she and Steve are murdered in what is, off the top of my head, one of the scariest slasher movie death scenes ever.

…Hmm, I feel another list coming on.

Scariest, as in her parents come home in the middle, and she tries unsuccessfully to call for them through punctured lungs.

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*shiver*
It’s necessary to point out again here that Casey is played by Drew Barrymore. And as you can see from the poster above, the original ad campaign was built around her. And then she’s killed off in the first scene.

That’s how we’re introduced to Scream; with playful banter about real world horror movies and then the brutal death scene of what we’re led to believe will be our final girl.

This opening instantly promises a movie that acknowledges conventions and breaks them, while being generally terrifying, and that’s exactly what the rest delivers. It’s the cinematic equivalent of how ever novelist wants to nail the first five pages.

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Fi's Five Favorite Fictional Beginnings #3: Romeo and Juliet

1/15/2014

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(Click the links to read Favorite Fictional Beginning #4 and #5)

As well as being one of my all-around favorite beginnings, the opening of Romeo and Juliet is my favorite example of why there’s nothing inherently wrong with prequels. No, obviously, Romeo and Juliet isn’t a prequel itself, but check out the prologue again (since you’ve all read it already, right?), and you’ll see what I mean.

Two households, both alike in dignity,
In fair Verona, where we lay our scene,
From ancient grudge break to new mutiny,
Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean.
From forth the fatal loins of these two foes
A pair of star-cross'd lovers take their life;
Whose misadventured piteous overthrows
Do with their death bury their parents' strife.
The fearful passage of their death-mark'd love,
And the continuance of their parents' rage,
Which, but their children's end, nought could remove,
Is now the two hours' traffic of our stage;
The which if you with patient ears attend,
What here shall miss, our toil shall strive to mend.


Got it? Blood feud ends only when the children of the two sides fall in love and kill themselves. That’s the entire story in a nutshell, and now we’re going to spend the next two hours telling it again, because there’s more to a good story than making you wonder how it ends!

Then, right after warning us that this is going to be a tragedy, Romeo and Juliet launches right into making us forget. There are no witches, no obviously sleazy Iago on the stage, no weighty monologues about the winter of our discontent. Instead you’ve got a hero who thinks he’s in love with the wrong woman, a wacky sidekick
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(Not always quite this wacky, but close)
...who likes to stir up trouble and indulge in witty innuendo about his friends’ sexual inadequacies, and a heroine whose mother is trying to arrange her marriage while her nurse insists on telling long-winded, embarrassing mom anecdotes about having to wean her by coating her nipples in wormwood.
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Your mental image for the day. You're welcome.
In short, it feels just like the beginning of one of Shakespeare’s comedies. Or, like the beginning of a good, character-heavy horror movie that’s good and character-heavy because its beginning doesn’t feel like a horror movie.
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These posters do little to convey the comedy vibes of their movies' first acts. Just trust me.
Romeo and Juliet isn’t about suspense; it’s about a looming inevitability. There’s absolutely no excuse for not seeing the ending coming. Even if you arrived late and missed the prologue, the hints keep dropping about that grave consequence hanging in the stars. We’re essentially dared to risk investing ourselves in these characters, at the same time we’re irresistibly coaxed to do so with their charming playful banter.

When pulled off right, this is one of my favorite story styles, and the setup of Romeo and Juliet makes the best example I know.

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Why Your Synopsis Probably Doesn't Suck as Much as You Think It Does

1/11/2014

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Well, it’s synopsis time again for me in the great cycle of writing.

…Yay.

I’m lucky enough now to have the incredible comfort of an agent, publisher, and contract already in my corner, so in recent times, synopses have become more of a nuisance than a source of terror for me, but I remember well staring at that single digital page, mortified by the idea that this ridiculous Dick and Jane parody of my work could be one of the only glimpses a prospective agent or publisher would get of it, and I know most other authors have felt exactly the same way.

Since my synopsis of Confessions of the Very First Zombie Slayer (That I Know of) was evidently adequate, I’ve already been asked a couple times for tips on writing a good one. Someday I fully intend to post the original Zombie Slayer synopsis I used for fellow authors to analyze to their hearts’ content, but since that would require a major spoiler alert, it would be silly to do before anyone’s even had the chance to read the book.

Besides, any advice I ever give on synopsis writing will be couched in the simplest, truest answer I have to that question about how to write a good one: You can’t.

So today, I’m just going to take that truth about synopses and have some fun. I’m taking five fantastic and successful books and making my earnest best guess, as an author who’s written a successful synopsis in the past, at what the best possible opening setup paragraphs of their synopses might have looked like.

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Survivors of the zombie war from around the world share their experiences with an interviewer, starting with the doctor who treated the first bites sustained in rural China.

What, no characters worth mentioning by name yet? If Brooks hadn’t already proven himself as a successful author of a zombie book in an unheard of format, this would have taken one hell of a leap of faith.

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TALLY YOUNGBLOOD is about to turn sixteen, the age when people are surgically changed from Uglies to Pretties. When her friend, SHAY, runs away before her procedure, Tally’s is also withheld, and she is forced to infiltrate the unaltered rebel Smokies who live outside the sanctioned towns to bring her back.

I see you’ve been studying your Twilight Zone, Mr. Westerfeld. Good for you. Going to be able to fit any story in between your social commentary there?

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R is a zombie, existing in meaningless deadness and the occasional taste of life that comes from eating brains. When he eats the brain of PERRY KELVIN, he absorbs his love for his girlfriend, JULIE GRIGIO, and takes her back to his airport hive.

Can already see where this is going. A zombie is cured by love? And you’re selling this as a serious, adult, award-bait piece? Really?

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Sixteen-year-old KATNISS EVERDEEN has spent the five years since her father’s death taking care of her sister, PRIMROSE. When Prim is selected to compete in The Hunger Games, an annual, televised fight to the death among twenty-four twelve-through-eighteen-year-olds-

Wait. Stop right there. I already suffered through Battle Royale. And this version’s YA? Doesn’t that mean it’ll be even more suffocatingly formulaic than the original?

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Raised by an aunt and uncle who forbid even the idea of magic, HARRY POTTER doesn’t know he’s a wizard until a friendly giant, HAGRID, comes to take him to wizarding school. Hagrid tells him about the magical world he comes from and, reluctantly, about the dark wizard VOLDEMORT who disappeared after trying to kill Harry ten years ago, making him famous among wizards as “the boy who lived.”

Ugh. Most generic Low Fantasy premise ever, even in a world before all the knockoffs that followed it. Total wish-fulfillment, and we’ve all already read The Chronicles of Narnia.

My point is, the barest basics of any book, especially a genre book, no matter how awesome, will sound at least a little ridiculous, and anyone who routinely reads synopses will know that.

A synopsis isn’t a work of art; it’s a business tool. It just needs to do its job of proving that you can construct a sentence and format a document and that your book has a plot, and letting industry professionals know what that plot is at a glance if they so desire. So long as you've done your best to that effect, all I can say is don’t beat yourself up because it’s not “good” in the artistic way your book is.

It can’t be.


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Fi's Five Favorite Fictional Beginnings #4: The Hunger Games

1/7/2014

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(You can read Favorite Fictional Beginning #5 here)

I’ve written about The Hunger Games before, on my lists of Favorite Fictional Couples and Least Envied Fictional Jobs, and it’s one of those stories that will no doubt continue to pop up on my favorites lists again and again, because it does so many things well. That’s what makes it a favorite, after all.

This spot it earns has a bit of a story to it.

I got on the Hunger Games wagon in late 2011. All three books were already out and wildly successful, and Matt was going to buy me the first book for Christmas. I asked him to get it for me early, so I’d have more time to get through it before the movie came out, because that’s my rule; a movie coming out based on something I’m remotely interested in getting into is the final warning that I’m way behind and need to get with the program.

This was right after the Twilight mania, and I was in a very cynical mental place, assuming that any YA so widely and fervently embraced must be more of the same unrelentingly neutered and shallow sentiment, with a few surprising high points and/or laughable low points to enjoy at best. What I found instead when I opened the book was the ultimate antidote.

This wasn’t some twelve-year-old’s wish-fulfillment fanfic with the names changed. This was the start of a personal yet full-scale epic, almost a horror epic in nature, with a more believably tough, complex, and developed protagonist as of the third page than many epics can pull off in their entirety. And she was a girl!
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My daughters will know her. And my sons too.
I couldn’t stop reading on the way home from the bookstore, no matter how sick I got. And I couldn’t stop reading bits of it out loud to Matt. We ended up buying and finishing the entire trilogy together before Christmas, taking turns reading it to each other.

It’s true that the first act of The Hunger Games is oddly paced, with a lot of time spent on prep before the games begin, and it’s also true that I asked myself a few times along the way, “Shouldn’t I be bored by now?” But, obviously, I never was. The introduction to the world and its inherent satire is that compelling, and Katniss’s presence always adds to it, without becoming either passive observation or heavy-handed commentary.

Katniss is not passive. Nor is she philosophical. She’s an angry, hardened, distrustful loner, with a direct, straightforward approach to life and a vast, carefully hidden capacity for love, and everything she does and thinks comes naturally from who she is. The biggest reason The Hunger Games had to take this spot is that I can identify the exact moment when Katniss and her world had both Matt and me hooked.
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"Entrails, no hissing. This is the closest we will ever come to love."
Yeah, there was no turning back after that.

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Favorite Reads of 2013, Plus My 2014 Countdowns!

1/5/2014

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I’ll just say it: I’m not much for New Year’s Resolutions. I understand their appeal in the abstract, but when I want to change something about myself or my life, I’m not likely to wait around for January 1st to do it, and when I’m already doing the best I can or want to, I can’t be bothered to pretend I’m going to change something for a couple of weeks because everyone else is. I take advantage of all the low calorie food people briefly bring out to lose those few holiday-induced pounds, and that’s about it for me.

What I do like about New Year’s, however, is the chance to look back on a whole year in its impressive entirety and try to imagine what a review of the next year will look like. So in honor of this still shiny new year, here’s a recap of the five book releases of 2013 that left the deepest impression on me, and my book-loving forecast of likely 2014 highlights.

2013 Favorites
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5: The New Hunger, by Isaac Marion

(You can read my full review here)

No, it’s not as great as Warm Bodies, but then, what could be? It was still a haunting glimpse into the Warm Bodies universe, right when the excellent movie adaptation left me hungry for any piece of it to have at home.
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4: Fairy Godmothers INC., by Jenniffer Wardell

(You can read my full review here)

My favorite comedy of the year in novel form. It’s a Cinderella retelling with love, workplace shenanigans, and just the right dose of creepiness.
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3: Beatrysel, by Johnny Worthen

(You can read my full review here)

Now this was a Halloween treat, and that’s coming from a self-proclaimed Halloween connoisseur (okay, fine, Halloween snob). A new favorite paranormal thriller.
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2: Requiem, by Lauren Oliver

(You can read my full review here)

I don’t care what anyone says, the Delirium trilogy ended exactly as it should have, and I loved every moment of it.
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1: Nobody But Us, by Kristin Halbrook

(You can read my full review here)

This was a surprise winner from a debut author I knew nothing about before stumbling on a giveaway. It’s a contemporary YA love story, none of my usual monsters or magic at all, but it made me cry like a baby and is now firmly ensconced in my favorites shelf.

2014 Forecast

Naturally, since past experience is one of the most useful indicators of future outcomes, 2013’s list of highlights has a lot to do with my 2014 hopes.
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5: Eleanor, by Johnny Worthen

July 1st, 2014

(You can read the blurb here)

I’ll admit, that vague teaser might not draw me in cold, but if the guy who wrote Beatrysel is now writing speculative YA, how can it not be the best thing ever? I’m in.
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4: Untitled Warm Bodies Sequel, by Isaac Marion

Release date unknown.

(You can read what little is known here)

Yeah, Marion likes to play things close to the chest. Most likely he’ll surprise us with an unannounced release sometime this year, and I will be among those dropping everything to read it.
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3: Panic, by Lauren Oliver

March 4th, 2014

(You can read the blurb here)

At least, I hope it’s March 4th. This one’s been pushed back multiple times with blatant disregard for my severe Oliver withdrawal symptoms. This is another blurb I’d probably skip right on by as an uninformed book browser, but I’ll forever be first in line to splay open my ribcage for this woman to strum my heartstrings.
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2: Mockingjay Part 1

November 21st, 2014

Oh yes, I’m including a movie adaptation on this list. It’s easy to list the best books you’ve already read, too easy to leave any room for movies there (not that Catching Fire wasn't phenomenal), but while I'm speculating on possible gems and and waiting for those amazing books I don't yet know I'm looking forward to, I can't resist gushing a bit about this effectively sure thing. So far, the Hunger Games movies are some of the best book-to-movie adaptations I’ve ever seen AND happen to be based on one of my favorite series of books ever written, and that makes me annual highlight levels of happy.
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1: Confessions of the Very First Zombie Slayer (That I Know of), by me, and Splinters, by Matt and me!

May 6th, 2014, and tentative fall of 2014.

(You can read the blurbs for both of them here)

Hey, I’d be lying if I said this wasn’t the top thing I’m looking forward to in 2014! I’ll at least condense them into one entry to leave room for the rest. 2014 is the year I become a published novelist twice over and finally get to share my YA Horror-Comedy, Confessions of the Very First Zombie Slayer (That I Know of), and the first installment Matt’s and my YA Horror/Sci-Fi series, The Prospero Chronicles, and I’m quite regularly jumping up and down with excitement and terror over how close around the corner this is now!

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